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juwlie creature
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I’m basically like if a woman had a lot of thoughts and didn’t know what to do with them and also liked a bunch of stuff
going from Dimension 20 to Critical Role c4 is kind of a culture shock lmao I have to watch this video in 1.5x speed 🫩
October 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Write this down. The queens gambit but for billiards.
September 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
every day after 4pm I’m making saving throws every hour against instantly falling asleep
August 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
people who have never been poor or financially insecure have no business working in billing if they are not going to use common sense and empathy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
my manager is unknowingly forcing me to do RSD exposure therapy by making me call people who were referred to our clinic in January and never answered our calls…ableism strikes again
August 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
For the next two days at work I’m working 5 straight hours just doing my Julie tasks which means I get to listen to Dimension 20 for 5 hours straight, THEN I’m going home tomorrow and doing Chores Thursday (when I do all of my chores) and I’ll get to continue listening to d20 even MORE 🤸‍♀️
August 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
something that I like about this app is that it will show you anyone’s post. I just saw a post of a guy venting about his girlfriend with no interactions. why did it show me that, as if I know this guy and am following him out of obligation? it feels like
August 5, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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Finished another cross stitch commission! #crossstitch #spooky #commission
August 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I want to post Clair Obscur spoilers so bad but mostly just because I want to show everyone the cool hairstyles and outfits I have everyone wearing. I have so many screenshots of Lune, I love her!!!!!!!!!!
August 5, 2025 at 6:47 AM
something really awesome is when you’re over-leveled in a video game. it’s like they said in party rock anthem—I really am running through these hoes like Drano
August 5, 2025 at 6:35 AM
thinking about the storyline in the sopranos where eating pussy was gay
August 5, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I’m kinda like a gremlin but if I stay up after midnight, I just pick at my skin relentlessly and ruminate on everything bad in the world until I’m too exhausted to continue
July 16, 2025 at 6:56 AM
trying to get my algorithm right on this website is ROUGH why are they showing me AI reptiles
July 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I think a job that I would be REALLY cut out for would be like an assistant DM. Like the DM’s admin assistant in a game of d&d. I would be the ultimate lore keeper and note taker.
June 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I genuinely could not give less of a fuck about jimmy cracking corn
June 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
a random person on TikTok with a vibe so abhorrent I can smell its putrid nature through my phone screen: why are people so rude nowadays? if I say hi to you on the sidewalk, you should SAY IT BACK. god forbid we make any actual human connection!
May 21, 2025 at 7:24 AM
thinking about how The Good Place is one of the best pieces of media I’ve ever consumed but I can never recommend it to people because of the 2010s quirkiness epidemic & how insufferable a lot of it is as a result
May 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I left the house 5 mins later than usual to walk to work and almost got hit by SUVs while crossing in a crosswalk TWICE!!! when that walk sign comes on, bitch I’m WALKING!!!!!!!
May 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
in possibly the worst mood ever on this Monday and I opened my work stuff to FORTY (40) emails, new tasks to do on top of my normal “first of the month” tasks, and no coffee in the office. I’m abt to go right back to bed because there’s no way.
May 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
something really annoying but ultimately inconsequential is when you take off of work for a few days and when you come back everyone is like “did you have a nice time during your break 😁?” and even if you didn’t, you have to be like “yep :)” even if you did not have a good time & you’re evil now
May 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
this guy in my office building is also very tall and I mentioned that being tall usually means I can guess someone’s height pretty well and he asked me to guess his and when I guessed 6ft 4.5in he was gagged to say the least
February 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
the other day I couldn’t sleep so I was bugging the shit out of my husband while he was trying to sleep and I was like “hey do you know any weird facts about the titanic?” And he was like “…actually I do” and that’s what our life is like most of the time
February 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I decided to do the nyt games on my work computer for the first time literally ever and didn’t realize they play a little song at the end?? anyway just alerted everyone in the building to the fact that I finished the mini crossword
February 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Severance is actually about what it’s like to have coworkers that you get weirdly attached to even though you’re extremely different people/ages/etc.
February 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
people online drive me actually insane because why did I see a video today after s2e3 of severance aired where someone said “does anyone else think Helly is actually Helena pretending to be an innie? Here’s my theory:” like babe they told us that already. they told us like 2 episodes ago.
February 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM