Juxtapex
@juxtapex.bsky.social
robot chicken hitler:
“hahaha, melty melty melty!”
“hahaha, melty melty melty!”
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
robot chicken hitler:
“hahaha, melty melty melty!”
“hahaha, melty melty melty!”
maaan xmas is gonna be HELL for my getting-any-art-done
it’s hard enough all year round when every other day my boomer ass parents gotta call me over to watch a four hour drama movie that i’m not even gonna remember immediately afterwards
it’s hard enough all year round when every other day my boomer ass parents gotta call me over to watch a four hour drama movie that i’m not even gonna remember immediately afterwards
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
maaan xmas is gonna be HELL for my getting-any-art-done
it’s hard enough all year round when every other day my boomer ass parents gotta call me over to watch a four hour drama movie that i’m not even gonna remember immediately afterwards
it’s hard enough all year round when every other day my boomer ass parents gotta call me over to watch a four hour drama movie that i’m not even gonna remember immediately afterwards
da fuq is a therewolf
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
da fuq is a therewolf
”tomorrow’s another day…”
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
”tomorrow’s another day…”
one apple juice please
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
one apple juice please
those nips oughta be sharper than a tungsten nano-neddle
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
those nips oughta be sharper than a tungsten nano-neddle
shark butt, ooh-ha-ha
November 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
shark butt, ooh-ha-ha
why do these people even bother having kids?
November 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
why do these people even bother having kids?
just a couple:
#1: be sure to credit me, and link to any one of my websites.
#2: r34, nsfw, & shipping are allowed (and dare i say inevitable), but aren't canon unless i state otherwise.
#3: kinda optional, but maybe link to their ref sheet if they got one, idk.
after that, totally fair game.
#1: be sure to credit me, and link to any one of my websites.
#2: r34, nsfw, & shipping are allowed (and dare i say inevitable), but aren't canon unless i state otherwise.
#3: kinda optional, but maybe link to their ref sheet if they got one, idk.
after that, totally fair game.
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
just a couple:
#1: be sure to credit me, and link to any one of my websites.
#2: r34, nsfw, & shipping are allowed (and dare i say inevitable), but aren't canon unless i state otherwise.
#3: kinda optional, but maybe link to their ref sheet if they got one, idk.
after that, totally fair game.
#1: be sure to credit me, and link to any one of my websites.
#2: r34, nsfw, & shipping are allowed (and dare i say inevitable), but aren't canon unless i state otherwise.
#3: kinda optional, but maybe link to their ref sheet if they got one, idk.
after that, totally fair game.
"I voted for the republicans, and they punched me in the face!"
"They're republicans."
"And then I voted for the democrats, and they HALF-punched me in the face!"
"They're democrats."
"And then I voted for the republicans again, and they DOUBLE-punched me in the face!"
"You're an idiot."
"They're republicans."
"And then I voted for the democrats, and they HALF-punched me in the face!"
"They're democrats."
"And then I voted for the republicans again, and they DOUBLE-punched me in the face!"
"You're an idiot."
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"I voted for the republicans, and they punched me in the face!"
"They're republicans."
"And then I voted for the democrats, and they HALF-punched me in the face!"
"They're democrats."
"And then I voted for the republicans again, and they DOUBLE-punched me in the face!"
"You're an idiot."
"They're republicans."
"And then I voted for the democrats, and they HALF-punched me in the face!"
"They're democrats."
"And then I voted for the republicans again, and they DOUBLE-punched me in the face!"
"You're an idiot."
*insert robot chicken quote here*
November 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
*insert robot chicken quote here*
Scenario 1: Dumb bitch is gettin cancer.
Scenario 2: If she pantses off and hoses off real quick she should be fine.
Scenario 3: Fuck it, let's just pretend that car lube is just as safe as human lube, cause porn's gotta porn, goddammit!
Scenario 2: If she pantses off and hoses off real quick she should be fine.
Scenario 3: Fuck it, let's just pretend that car lube is just as safe as human lube, cause porn's gotta porn, goddammit!
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Scenario 1: Dumb bitch is gettin cancer.
Scenario 2: If she pantses off and hoses off real quick she should be fine.
Scenario 3: Fuck it, let's just pretend that car lube is just as safe as human lube, cause porn's gotta porn, goddammit!
Scenario 2: If she pantses off and hoses off real quick she should be fine.
Scenario 3: Fuck it, let's just pretend that car lube is just as safe as human lube, cause porn's gotta porn, goddammit!
Okay so halfway thru the lineart I decided to read a book. And then I'm like, aww shiiit...
So hear me out.
So hear me out.
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Okay so halfway thru the lineart I decided to read a book. And then I'm like, aww shiiit...
So hear me out.
So hear me out.
wet t shirt contest, but gay
November 16, 2025 at 7:38 AM
wet t shirt contest, but gay