kāilen
@juxtaposer.bsky.social
shorks. formerly @hertlpraisebot/celebrithlund on twt.
Can’t wait for all the computer boys who gassed up Eric Tulsky to back him signing two rapists to his team
September 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Can’t wait for all the computer boys who gassed up Eric Tulsky to back him signing two rapists to his team
the sharks are genuinely a fucking daycare right now and i love it lmfao. celebrini, smith, eklund, graf, lund, ostapchuk, mukhamadullin, and cagnoni u23 is just silly.
March 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
the sharks are genuinely a fucking daycare right now and i love it lmfao. celebrini, smith, eklund, graf, lund, ostapchuk, mukhamadullin, and cagnoni u23 is just silly.
it is literally unbelievable how bad georgiev is. like i'm in shock every time
i have to watch him play hockey
i have to watch him play hockey
March 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
it is literally unbelievable how bad georgiev is. like i'm in shock every time
i have to watch him play hockey
i have to watch him play hockey
if ryan donato scores on the sharks i will kms
March 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
if ryan donato scores on the sharks i will kms
I'm gonn fucking kill myslef what the fuck??????
March 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I'm gonn fucking kill myslef what the fuck??????
@eliteprospects.com Idk if y'all are still on here but your app has some bugs. specifically there are some player pages that crash every time I try to look at them. also extended game logs for goalies show skater stats (aka nothing but ice time).
March 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
@eliteprospects.com Idk if y'all are still on here but your app has some bugs. specifically there are some player pages that crash every time I try to look at them. also extended game logs for goalies show skater stats (aka nothing but ice time).
i don't like that brendan dillon can be perceived by new jersey devils fans if i'm honest
March 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
i don't like that brendan dillon can be perceived by new jersey devils fans if i'm honest
re-watching buffy the vampire slayer seasons three and seven and remembering why my btvs crack ship was faith/willow 🫣
February 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
re-watching buffy the vampire slayer seasons three and seven and remembering why my btvs crack ship was faith/willow 🫣
hear me out, 4 nations team finland is just the 4 nations version of the san jose sharks
-elite two-way captain material 1C
-five-forward PP1
-everyone is injured
-defense makes you want to cry
-mikael granlund is there
-elite two-way captain material 1C
-five-forward PP1
-everyone is injured
-defense makes you want to cry
-mikael granlund is there
February 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
hear me out, 4 nations team finland is just the 4 nations version of the san jose sharks
-elite two-way captain material 1C
-five-forward PP1
-everyone is injured
-defense makes you want to cry
-mikael granlund is there
-elite two-way captain material 1C
-five-forward PP1
-everyone is injured
-defense makes you want to cry
-mikael granlund is there
tyler tofffoli is the only man ever!!!
February 4, 2025 at 5:18 AM
tyler tofffoli is the only man ever!!!
i'm not crying, you're the one that's crying!!!
Statement from Mikael Granlund, on his way to catch his flight to Dallas:
“I really enjoyed my time in San Jose, I think it was the right place at the right time for me and the Sharks. I had lots of fun working with the young core, good group of guys and a really nice community."
“I really enjoyed my time in San Jose, I think it was the right place at the right time for me and the Sharks. I had lots of fun working with the young core, good group of guys and a really nice community."
February 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
i'm not crying, you're the one that's crying!!!
macklin celebrini recruiting quinn hughes to sign with the Sharks as a UFA in 2027 is gonna hit like crack
January 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
macklin celebrini recruiting quinn hughes to sign with the Sharks as a UFA in 2027 is gonna hit like crack
willmack rivals to bffs arc mentioned on this bu-bc broadcast lmfao
January 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
willmack rivals to bffs arc mentioned on this bu-bc broadcast lmfao
tyler toffoli my one tru love!!!
January 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
tyler toffoli my one tru love!!!
i'm literally never into celebrity drama but whatever is going on between cynthia erivo and ariana grande has my whole-hearted attention
January 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
i'm literally never into celebrity drama but whatever is going on between cynthia erivo and ariana grande has my whole-hearted attention
tomas hertl... perhaps uncanceled
December 27, 2024 at 10:03 PM
tomas hertl... perhaps uncanceled
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Askarov out here dangling lmao
December 21, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Askarov out here dangling lmao
will smith six points in his last 2.6 games 🫣
November 29, 2024 at 10:10 PM
will smith six points in his last 2.6 games 🫣
the sudbury wolves are straight up holding quentin musty hostage and i'm just supposed to like, go through my day like everything's fine
November 23, 2024 at 5:06 AM
the sudbury wolves are straight up holding quentin musty hostage and i'm just supposed to like, go through my day like everything's fine
this is an unbeatable quote
November 19, 2024 at 8:12 PM
this is an unbeatable quote