Jean Valjohnfranco
@jvjfranco.bsky.social
French peasant and former New York Mets closer
"Something about the duality of man, sir!"
January 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
"Something about the duality of man, sir!"
Vice president is first in the line of succession behind the president
January 4, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Vice president is first in the line of succession behind the president
Bari’s only experience as a “media executive” is making an anti-woke blog that the ten thousand least interesting rich people in America ponied up 10 bucks/month for. She thinks she’s a media genius who has cracked the business model and it still hasn’t occurred to her this will never scale.
January 2, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Bari’s only experience as a “media executive” is making an anti-woke blog that the ten thousand least interesting rich people in America ponied up 10 bucks/month for. She thinks she’s a media genius who has cracked the business model and it still hasn’t occurred to her this will never scale.
I mean just look at twitter. Elon’s acquisition reduced its user base by probably 10-20% and incinerated its advertising business. But at the end of the day, the company retains the majority of its cachet among elite media types and now serves as a megaphone for fascism. Elon is fine with that deal.
January 2, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I mean just look at twitter. Elon’s acquisition reduced its user base by probably 10-20% and incinerated its advertising business. But at the end of the day, the company retains the majority of its cachet among elite media types and now serves as a megaphone for fascism. Elon is fine with that deal.
Can’t wait for his AI-powered guided missile company Bombadil.
December 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
lol, Larry Page spent 150 bucks to incorporate three LLCs in Florida and then leaked it to the Times. Hard to imagine a lower stakes bluff.
December 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
lol, Larry Page spent 150 bucks to incorporate three LLCs in Florida and then leaked it to the Times. Hard to imagine a lower stakes bluff.
They kinda made this movie already
December 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
They kinda made this movie already
I’m just gonna come out and say it: One Battle After Another was basically Children of Men with less character development and an extra hour of bloat.
December 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I’m just gonna come out and say it: One Battle After Another was basically Children of Men with less character development and an extra hour of bloat.
The silk and fur linings and jeweled girdles was giving me more of a “medieval pimp” type of vibe.
December 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The silk and fur linings and jeweled girdles was giving me more of a “medieval pimp” type of vibe.
Sending Santa to Alligator Alcatraz for providing material support to a terrorist organization (giving presents to the children of immigrants).
December 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Sending Santa to Alligator Alcatraz for providing material support to a terrorist organization (giving presents to the children of immigrants).
Where do you stand on referring to RBIs as “ribeye steaks”?
December 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Where do you stand on referring to RBIs as “ribeye steaks”?
The real story is the eyebrows on his general.
December 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The real story is the eyebrows on his general.
This was all reported on in great detail in the moment, including by the Times. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/13/u...
DOGE Is Far Short of Its Goal, and Still Overstating Its Progress
www.nytimes.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This was all reported on in great detail in the moment, including by the Times. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/13/u...
“Do you even know my father is?”
December 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
“Do you even know my father is?”
Kind of a mixed metaphor to say that the controversy is “fanning the flames” of a “pain sponge”, no?
December 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Kind of a mixed metaphor to say that the controversy is “fanning the flames” of a “pain sponge”, no?
CDO stands for collateralized debt obligation not collateral debt organization
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
CDO stands for collateralized debt obligation not collateral debt organization
I agree this is all bad but just pointing out this EO was issued on Trump’s first day in office 11 months ago.
December 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I agree this is all bad but just pointing out this EO was issued on Trump’s first day in office 11 months ago.
What else would it be?
December 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
What else would it be?
lol, I forgot about that guy. Turns out he just got hired as Daily Wire’s chief content officer, because of course he did.
December 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
lol, I forgot about that guy. Turns out he just got hired as Daily Wire’s chief content officer, because of course he did.
Instead of yelling "GO Patriots" or "GO Rams" I'll be yelling at immigrants that they should "GO back where they came from!"
December 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Instead of yelling "GO Patriots" or "GO Rams" I'll be yelling at immigrants that they should "GO back where they came from!"
You’re basically just describing Bluesky!
December 10, 2025 at 11:16 AM
You’re basically just describing Bluesky!
Thank god for the alt-text, I was so confused as to why they had a painting of Paul Newman dressed up as a Georgia-supporting mailman.
December 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Thank god for the alt-text, I was so confused as to why they had a painting of Paul Newman dressed up as a Georgia-supporting mailman.