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Ruby Summers and Nate Grey are the best Summers children and i will die on this hill. He/him

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Whenever I get Christmas cash from my mostly conservative family a fun thing I like to do is to donate it to charities that they would be horrified to know the money went to.
December 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Who needs a village when you can have parking lots?
December 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I’ve only seen the first half hour of How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), but we can all agree that Jim Carrey is by far the weakest part of that movie, right?
December 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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🎶 Simply
🎶 Having
🎶 The Plums In The Icebox (Mine)
December 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I am a registered non-combatant in this local improv group’s christmas-themed murder mystery dinner
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
There are many obvious benefits to having a washer and dryer in my house but there is a part of me that misses the pageantry of going to the laundromat. But also I have a ranked list of my favorite laundromats in town so maybe I’m unique.
December 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Mutara Nebula lighting for my little ships #startrek
December 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The guys cutting down my oak tree are working in the side yard so I’m trying to avoid standing near the window so I’m not just making eye contact while I stand in the kitchen eating cheezits
December 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My beard is starting to get longer and greyer than I care for and I’m at severe risk of starting to look like Orson Welles.
December 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
*Andy Rooney voice* Fancy dice are nice for your table top role playing game, but do they have to make the numbers so hard to read? How do I know if I crit if I can’t see the red 20 on the maroon background?
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Don’t worry everyone, I watched the video, and it’s NOT a Ghostbusters 2 situation.
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
lol just saw a tv commercial for Adobe Acrobat targeted at Gen Z. Just throwing that marketing budget away
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I wonder if when the Stranger Things people created Stranger Things, their ultimate goal was to sell Stranger Things branded waffle irons at Target
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I’m specifically broke-brained in that I greatly enjoy putting together a very complex Lego set but once it’s complete, I do not want it taking up space in my house, get it out
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Can’t sleep, having a mild existential crisis and thinking about giving up all of my hobbies
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I've had this stuck in my head all summer. #lnk
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I would pay good money for a Roku remote that doesn’t have the stupid four streaming service buttons at the bottom
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
More like “clownflare”
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Casting call for Lost Girl (2010) when the extras are women: “Hot Canadian lady needed, a real Toronto 10”

Casting call for Lost Girl (2010) when the extras are men: “Round up the weirdest little freaks working the night shift at the 7/11”
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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I get so many weird postcards from companies about lawsuits they lost that I wish there was an app called “Class Actioner” that could chase down all my checks for $2.36 in one place.
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I love a good cairn. I don’t know why I haven’t built one in my backyard yet. I wonder if I can get giant worn mossy stones at Menards.
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Absolutely nothing dates a show to 2010 like an episode about speed dating
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Stupid upbeat pop music making me want to get up from my chair and be productive
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
A nice thing today: wife bought us tickets to Planet Comicon in KC, so I have that to look forward to for the next five months
November 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Time for me to try to get into No Man’s Sky for the nth time
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM