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John
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Sarcasm. Cooking. Golf. Boats. Clemson. &l✓%€√#&/ NYRangers.
The order varies. Somewhat.
Moved to a red state for dubious reasons.
The horrible state of the mental health system in this country is on full display here.
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The should use wing dings so what they are trying to say makes sense.
December 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
He can't spell MRI.
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Why is @jdvances-couch.bsky.social stalking outside the window?
November 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The ACC is really bad. The top 7 teams are all former Coastal division teams (+SMU). Clemson would have won the Atlantic.
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
YOU're no good, has to be a typo.

Right?

Right?!!!
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Best Rush song.

Sneaky but that's the way Lady luck dances.
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Can you tell me how to get to Rhode Islanda?

I need some clam cakes, calamari, and saugies. (Strangely I can get Blunts chowdah in the supermarket here so I got that covered)
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
As long as someone dogwalks him back to Brooklyn, I don't care who it is.
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
In all honesty.... He can have Schumer and keep him as the pet poodle Chuckie is.
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Out of all the fantastic restaurants in PVD, you choose the crappy overpriced expense account one?
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Coastal Chaos got Clemson into the game last year, soooo ...

But heres to all that happening, except SMU beating Cal at 2am EDT on ACC after dark to spoil the party.
November 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Look if the repugs want to stage a dog and pony show it is the Dems duty to play along and take them for a walkie.
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Next season he took an NIL deal from aTm and the mustache became the original 12th man.
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
What was the first year women could actually get passports on their own?

It used to be that a woman's passport was part of her husband's only. I've seen a 60's era version of my grandparents passport like that.
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is a complete BS reframing of her documented history.

If she truly wants to rehabilitate herself she should grow a full set of toes on each foot.
November 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Who is dat be pimpin'?
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
You could suggest replacing Schumer with a stuffed Salvadorian iguana Van Hollen bright back in his suitcase and I'd mash the like button.
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Without Brady, Belichick O'Brien and the rest are just Rich Kotite with a hotter girlfriend
November 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Why is she a Guy Fawkes mask?
November 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Gestapo and Goblins
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
She's a performance artist cosplaying as a Congress critter running for governess of bathrooms.

Maybe cut her some slack... That's hard to pull off.
November 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I tried to vote for all the coaches that have been fired already in reverse chronological order, but I ran out of space so some early adopters like DeShaun Foster didn't make the cut.
November 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
PTA .... Paid Trump Affair?

I was trying to come up with a way to incorporate head, but then I remembered this is a family shit show.
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM