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Jessica 🥲
@jwynn23.bsky.social
Scientist. Pro-democracy. Anti-maga always.
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ☮️ Ally.
I had a dream @minakimes.bsky.social hired me to work at espn and it was the happiest I’ve ever been, but then I woke up 😭
December 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I love Saturday night football
December 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
He’s the actual fucking worst
Trump has added new plaques under his ‘presidential walk of fame’ in the White House.

On Obama: “Barack Hussein Obama was the first Black President…One of the most divisive political figures in American history.”

On Biden: “Sleepy Joe Biden was, by far, the worst President in American History...”
December 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Dallas allowing most fantasy points vs expectation for every QB this season, and then JJ McCarthy comes along
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Why is Dak so sweaty he hasn’t even played yet #snf #minvsdal
December 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The tradition of Monday night turnovers continues #mnf #espnmnf #phivslac
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Starting a new job today for the first time in a long time. Excited but nervous. #newjob #medtech #lablife
December 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
CFP ranking methodology is so stupid. There has got to be a better way.
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Most Immigrants Arrested in Crackdowns Have No Criminal Record
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
ICE Arrest Data Shows Many Immigrants With No Criminal Record
In high-profile operations, more than half of those arrested had no criminal record, an analysis shows.
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Hey @gallego.senate.gov just so you know, 50.1% of your constituents are female and without our vote, you wouldn’t have your job. Own up to your patriarchal beliefs and DO BETTER. I’m so sick of regretting my vote for your seat.
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
What in the actual fuck are we doing?
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
How much of the mental load do you think falls on Mrs. Claus? Because ain’t no way that man is truly making that list, checking it twice, taking care of the reindeer, keeping an eye on the elves’ productivity, and then delivering all those packages by himself. No. Way. #mentalload #christmas
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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*stares in Adelita Grijalva*
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I don’t understand how sometimes we look cup-bound and other times we play like a fart. Tonight, we’ve chosen the fart. #NHLLightning #TBvsNYI
December 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
He’s a runner so you can hit him in the head. The man was out cold! If we have to have this dumb landing zone, then we need to be calling helmet to helmet. #mnf #nyvsne #footballsky
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Treylon Burks are you kidding me!? #snf #footballsky #denvswa
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
What a play by Bo Nix holy cow. @denverbroncos.bsky.social #snf #denvswa
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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this is such a vibe
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Hey DeMeco - do you know what you do with a run-funnel defense? You RUN. Jfc
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Watching a giraffe play football is incredible. Oh wait…that’s just Davis Mills. #bufvshou #tnfonprime #tnf
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Choose wisely
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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THERE IT IS
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Wear it with pride 😜
October 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Happy halloween!
November 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM