✨a cheese grater✨

Born to eat pizza every day.
Forced to eat a balanced diet.

Sitting on the floor of my kitchen eating a cinnamon roll

Every time I see a new silver hair I gasp and say to myself "Experience Points!" because in all reality, life is a game and we're constantly leveling up.

Have you ever had that feeling of loneliness where it feels like your soul has been drained of so much warmth that it feels like it's shivering?

Kinda wild that I developed a gym crush over the summer and then once I finally decided almost six months ago that the next time I would see him I would ask him out I have not seen him since. This is how I know the universe has it out for me.

Beyonce's AOTY Grammy is deserved. You can't change my mind.

A.bracadabra
Abracadaaaabraaaa

Last day of dry January and tbh I might keep this up into February

I would uhh... really like some uhhh.... words of affirmation 🥺👉👈

o h f^cking i o

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