☆⋆ josephine☆⋆
@jxsephine.bsky.social
interested in a little of everything. sometimes makes sense. 26.
having very dangerous thoughts about getting my masters (someone tell me to stop postponing my life by staying in education)
June 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
having very dangerous thoughts about getting my masters (someone tell me to stop postponing my life by staying in education)
i am being dead serious when i say everyone should have a NeeDoh gumdrop to fidget with at all times. i think we'd all be a lot more chill and able to think
May 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
i am being dead serious when i say everyone should have a NeeDoh gumdrop to fidget with at all times. i think we'd all be a lot more chill and able to think
girl, simply remember your favourite things and then you won’t feel so bad
May 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
girl, simply remember your favourite things and then you won’t feel so bad
this is a message for sally's baking addiction. so if you're not sally's baking addiction please look away. ily sally, your recipes always always always hit, thank u <3
May 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
this is a message for sally's baking addiction. so if you're not sally's baking addiction please look away. ily sally, your recipes always always always hit, thank u <3
sometimes i think everyone hates me and the world is a bad place. and then i have my first meal of the day and everything seems a lot better.
April 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
sometimes i think everyone hates me and the world is a bad place. and then i have my first meal of the day and everything seems a lot better.
don't mind me, i'm just mourning the loss of pangaea and all of its train travel potential
April 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
don't mind me, i'm just mourning the loss of pangaea and all of its train travel potential
feeling nostalgic for the time before i had eaten so much pasta and didn't feel sick from having eaten so much pasta. i miss that time,,, the time before the consumption of too much pasta
April 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
feeling nostalgic for the time before i had eaten so much pasta and didn't feel sick from having eaten so much pasta. i miss that time,,, the time before the consumption of too much pasta
joy is allowed, not achieved.
give yourself permission.
give yourself permission.
February 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
joy is allowed, not achieved.
give yourself permission.
give yourself permission.
you are WORTH taking care of.
February 7, 2025 at 12:16 PM
you are WORTH taking care of.
i miss when my phone was literally just for calling and texting my friends. and ONLY when i had credit. i hate holding the world in my pocket. i hate that not having a smartphone essentially ousts you from society.
January 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
i miss when my phone was literally just for calling and texting my friends. and ONLY when i had credit. i hate holding the world in my pocket. i hate that not having a smartphone essentially ousts you from society.
cashew polvorón. mmmmyeah. yeah.
a group of people are gathered in front of a building that says star on it
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January 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
cashew polvorón. mmmmyeah. yeah.
is there anything more delicious than a terry's chocolate orange?
January 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
is there anything more delicious than a terry's chocolate orange?
i would love to know what my dogs think they hear when they overreact to absolutely nothing
December 15, 2024 at 11:28 AM
i would love to know what my dogs think they hear when they overreact to absolutely nothing
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if you use your phone a lot lot lot less, it can feel like 2006 again. i am apologising to my ipod rn, seeing if we can work things out 🫶
November 17, 2024 at 3:45 AM
if you use your phone a lot lot lot less, it can feel like 2006 again. i am apologising to my ipod rn, seeing if we can work things out 🫶
deleting twitter and tiktok in the span of a week. i’ve never felt so free.
November 17, 2024 at 3:43 AM
deleting twitter and tiktok in the span of a week. i’ve never felt so free.
what do you mean one day i'm going to know people who haven't even been born yet??? stop that immediately. born after 2024 for what? for what?? we already did everything
November 8, 2024 at 10:12 PM
what do you mean one day i'm going to know people who haven't even been born yet??? stop that immediately. born after 2024 for what? for what?? we already did everything
returning to things i loved as a girl is so healing.
November 8, 2024 at 10:10 PM
returning to things i loved as a girl is so healing.
any cookie recipe that has told me "makes 30", just know i have always made 15 decent sized ones instead. please start measuring ingredients for people who are greedy 😌🫶
November 7, 2024 at 4:10 PM
any cookie recipe that has told me "makes 30", just know i have always made 15 decent sized ones instead. please start measuring ingredients for people who are greedy 😌🫶
i need someone to permanently follow me around who will hold my shoulders back and make me sit and stand up straight. i'm shaped like an accordion.
November 7, 2024 at 4:08 PM
i need someone to permanently follow me around who will hold my shoulders back and make me sit and stand up straight. i'm shaped like an accordion.
atp i’m getting a flip phone and going back to my ipod because fuck this rectangle of distraction and brain rot.
November 7, 2024 at 4:07 PM
atp i’m getting a flip phone and going back to my ipod because fuck this rectangle of distraction and brain rot.
had a wonderful dream that i was playing chess with bill nighy whilst he gave me life advice. i woke up and immediately forgot all of the important things he told me, but felt comforted all the same.
November 7, 2024 at 4:06 PM
had a wonderful dream that i was playing chess with bill nighy whilst he gave me life advice. i woke up and immediately forgot all of the important things he told me, but felt comforted all the same.
"people come in all shapes and sizes!!"
"balance is key in any diet!!!"
....
"anyway here's a 20 part thread on how to restrict yourself from eating and exercise until you're a size 0"
🙃🙃🙃
"balance is key in any diet!!!"
....
"anyway here's a 20 part thread on how to restrict yourself from eating and exercise until you're a size 0"
🙃🙃🙃
November 7, 2024 at 4:05 PM
"people come in all shapes and sizes!!"
"balance is key in any diet!!!"
....
"anyway here's a 20 part thread on how to restrict yourself from eating and exercise until you're a size 0"
🙃🙃🙃
"balance is key in any diet!!!"
....
"anyway here's a 20 part thread on how to restrict yourself from eating and exercise until you're a size 0"
🙃🙃🙃
wherever you go, there you are
November 7, 2024 at 4:02 PM
wherever you go, there you are
no one will ever understand the pure joy that comes from a little cake and a hot drink in the same way i do. yes you may enjoy them, but not in such a profound and meaningful way as me.
November 7, 2024 at 4:01 PM
no one will ever understand the pure joy that comes from a little cake and a hot drink in the same way i do. yes you may enjoy them, but not in such a profound and meaningful way as me.