Jake Yotty
Jake Yotty
@jyotty.bsky.social
The traditional Christmas Eve lunch of gas station McRibs
December 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
What
December 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
As a homeowner, I've discovered that 90% of water-related problems are tied to gasket fuckery
December 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The bank will personally come to your house and confiscate any pennies you have
December 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I don't know how lucky my mom knows she is that she bought a laptop a month ago before RAM became super hot
December 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Mom calls me to discuss getting a new car and her main car complaint is the tire pressure monitoring system going off when it gets cold outside. You know, something that happens in LITERALLY EVERY CAR.
December 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Watching the physical penny disappear and businesses have no plans in place for how to address this consistently is hilarious. Good businesses roll out PR saying they're rounding down to the nearest nickel and everyone else flips a coin on what they charge you.
December 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I want to become a professional musician so I can make "Professional musician reacts to ___ music" youtube videos
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Bougle tastes
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Reposted by Jake Yotty
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
And the Guinness World Records for world's longest receipt goes to CVS with 613 miles for one item purchased.
December 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The magic of the Cedar Rapids Eyes and Ears facebook page is 99% of the posts being nosy people being worried about nothing and 1% being nonchalant posts with videos of people possibly dying.
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
That's not good
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Large companies are bad except when it's Kwik Star destroying bad logo Casey's in your hometown
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I watched The Godfather Part III and my takeaway is that some dude got stabbed to death with a pair of eyeglasses
November 6, 2025 at 5:25 AM
My actual dream job is being a Gravitron operator
October 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Facebook algorithm now obsessed with showing me AI videos of Stephen Hawking in MMA fights
October 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
More concert band songs need temple blocks
October 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Hooked On Plunderphonics
October 13, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Reading user reviews for anything techie is fun because the reviews are either 5 stars and it works great or 1 star because they don't know how to turn it on.
October 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM