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Incredulous Basterd
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No one's here, so I'll just say shit.

Kate | she/her | 20
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I gotta find some shit to do on here
I call Capaldi's doctor the aurafarming doctor, and I don't know if that'd piss people off or not
January 7, 2026 at 11:04 AM
I have to switch to injections
January 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I post on here like no one will read this shit, which is mostly true

But I really treat this MF like a text file
January 6, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Bus bike rack was full, and the driver did the meanest thing ever. "Can you make it to [stop a mile away], I'll wait for you there." So I'm hauling ass trying to keep up with a bus AT MIDNIGHT to meet him at that stop because I didn't want him to wait for nothing.

My body hurts
January 5, 2026 at 6:59 AM
AI image generation is so scary. To be able to generate nonconsensual AI porn of real people, and so EASILY. The man sitting next to you in lecture can rape your digital avatar with absolute impunity.

It emboldens predators. It mocks victims. I can't imagine how hard it could be to grow up with
January 4, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Last year I decided to start reading again, and I read a GRAND total of 🥁🥁🥁 5 books 🎉

My least favorite was honestly No Longer Human, I just couldn't get in the character's head there—it felt bleak in a way I'll never feel.

My favorite was Little Fish, very down-to-earth kinda style, I like that
January 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Saw my last.fm year summary (I added top fives and minutes to alt text).

My favorite album of this year was a tie between Clipse's "Let God Sort Em' Out," and Ethel Cain's "Willoughby Tucker, I'll Always Love You."

My favorite album I heard this year was hands down underscore's Wallsocket, Jesus…
January 2, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Shaved off half my left brow because my hand slipped, and a pencil only makes it look slightly better. I'm just gonna be fucked up for a month
December 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I fell off my bike and ate mad shit. The whole left side of my body hurts. The ride home was funny as fuck though cause look at this shit (I'm going straight here)
December 27, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I still can't very well conceive of the future. I never thought I was gonna make it long. I didn't think about turning 18, I'm not really thinking about turning 25, I can't really imagine ever being 30. I kinda expect to die somehow.

This is probably healthy and normal, I do not need therapy
December 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I get sick like every other month, and at this point I'm concerned that I'm not actually getting all that sick, but instead that I'm just the weakest bitch alive
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Man, fuck big soup. Won't even eat his own shit.

YOU INCEPTED MY BRAIN AND YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING LIKE IT???
What was Big Soups angle? Making me think soup will make me feel better or some shit. I'm throwing up and contemplating just dying instead, but I'm also like "damn, I should purchase 7 cans of Campbell's soup"
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Spotify Wrapped is so funny because this bitch acts like she knows me! "17k minutes this year," bitch I had like 17k last month. You think I was just listening to The Kinks all year? Get real kid. You are a peon, a WORM under the bottom of my BOOT
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I'm underscores'd out of my fucking mind recently
November 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I love all my cats, they're adorable and sweet and kind. This one's Sunny, he loves the outdoors and tries to sneak out often, despite being BANNED from the outside because he's a MENACE and it's dangerous for a little guy like him
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
The creator of Wordle is named Josh Wardle
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Trans body dysmorphia would prolly look so crazy if someone didn't know you were trans, all over here like: "this dude hella full of himself, mf ain't no damn linebacker"
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
My work is pretty transphobic actually. Manager made sure to tell me not to let the "tall she-man" back in the store. Security's always following alt tgirls inside and asking me if they're allowed to be there—shaking their head in disbelief when I say "no, please don't harass this random lady"
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I recently learned of the term "anglefraud," and it's hilarious because with this newfound insecurity I looked through all my photos and it was literally like this
November 16, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I sometimes use /tttt/ slang because it's funny, and it's crazy when I'm like "I should combine these two to make an even funnier more specific term" only to find out I was beat to the punch and that shit's the standard nomenclature—like damn, y'all HATE yourselves, how'd you think of that already
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
rude ass suggestions
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Building's fire alarm going off at 1:30 AM the day before my ONE opening shift out of the month. It's also scaring my cats so fucking bad and I feel so bad for them 😞😞
October 19, 2025 at 8:51 AM
What was Big Soups angle? Making me think soup will make me feel better or some shit. I'm throwing up and contemplating just dying instead, but I'm also like "damn, I should purchase 7 cans of Campbell's soup"
October 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Work sucks (I know. She left me roses by the stairs; surprises let me know she cares), so I thought I'd just try a different monster every day, because I'm boring and that's my idea of a fun distraction–
October 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
bro, who tf they sending???
October 2, 2025 at 8:32 AM