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Kablamo Flynn
@kablamo.bsky.social
“I’m T-Pain, you know me” - T-Pain

Writer, improviser, former professional, current amateur.

He/him/his
@jamiecampbellbower.bsky.social Now that the finale is aired and all, any chance we can get a “Joanna” cover about the Mind Flayer? You wouldn’t even have to change that many words!
January 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM
One last try at expressing this sentiment respectfully. Ahem. An unelected fascist shouldn’t be dictating foreign and domestic policy, and any media org platforming him uncritically is complicit and pathetic.
January 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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Kinda relevant I guess.
[Essay] I Had To Write An Essay
Didn’t you? Why don’t they?
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January 4, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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Anteater fans in the chat?
[Short Story] Nothing Looks Good
Jerry the Giant Anteater wanted something else for dinner.
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January 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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I’m reposting this in case my small personal poetry hero Dan Beachy-Quick ever googles himself or his books in 2026
[BIG ANNOUNCEMENT] Below Grade – Coming Out On Halloween!
The openest query letter of them all
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January 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
“We got all sorts of fancy cooter mints.”

“Do you mean accoutrement?”
December 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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These are my monster words
[Poem] Go Away
To them who would have me do evil.
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December 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Here’s a little something different
[Recipe] All-Natural, No-Bake Banana Cheesecake
No extracts, no pudding mixes, no guarantees!
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December 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Please buy my book. That’s it that’s the whole skeet

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Below Grade
JCO, IVV, and AFK are three researchers, or at least those are the designations that are given to them in a vast underground facility known as Below Grade. They are each administrators in a three-mont...
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December 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I have a Netflix-ready script for a movie about a guy who has a Netflix-ready script for a true crime documentary for a true crime that hasn’t happened yet that he’s gonna commit so he can sell the script to Netflix and I’m looking for a very discreet copy editor
December 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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If you love specifically the Alastair Sim version of A Christmas Carol then we’re fucking friends.
[Short Story] Below-Average Billiam
God bless us, everyone.
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December 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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To all my Christmas movie enjoyers. @hallmark.bsky.social can I get a share?
[Short Story] Below-Average Billiam
God bless us, everyone.
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December 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
“AI could…” no

“Our AI tool…” no

“Our agent can…” no

*You NEED to let it go*
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I don’t know how to self market without feeling awkward as fuck but I wrote words I think are pretty in that kinda sad way and I’d like to you to read them? Buy my book!

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Below Grade
JCO, IVV, and AFK are three researchers, or at least those are the designations that are given to them in a vast underground facility known as Below Grade. They are each administrators in a three-mont...
www.lulu.com
December 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I’d be a terrible sherpa for a number of reasons, but one of them for sure is I’d be going, “Sherp sherp sherp sherp sherp, he say me haffi sherp sherp sherp sherp sherp” the whole way up the mountain.
December 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Who do I tag on here if I want people to see my book? I got off Twitter before it went white supremacist *on purpose* so I’m way behind the times.

@johncusack.bsky.social ? You seem like a nice guy who maybe reads sci-fi and I’m a big fan!

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Below Grade
JCO, IVV, and AFK are three researchers, or at least those are the designations that are given to them in a vast underground facility known as Below Grade. They are each administrators in a three-mont...
www.lulu.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Would you read this? Based on the blurb? You can, you know. And at these prices, if it’s good, you get to say you got in on a writer waaaay early for a steal.

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Below Grade
JCO, IVV, and AFK are three researchers, or at least those are the designations that are given to them in a vast underground facility known as Below Grade. They are each administrators in a three-mont...
www.lulu.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hey everybody, buy my book! It’s nice with the words when you read it.

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Below Grade
JCO, IVV, and AFK are three researchers, or at least those are the designations that are given to them in a vast underground facility known as Below Grade. They are each administrators in a three-mont...
www.lulu.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It’s my birthday so please help me to have more money for rent and groceries by buying a potentially good book!

“At 110 pages, not overly long!” - raves Objective Fact Revue

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Below Grade
JCO, IVV, and AFK are three researchers, or at least those are the designations that are given to them in a vast underground facility known as Below Grade. They are each administrators in a three-mont...
www.lulu.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Order now and catch me in Chicago tomorrow! I won’t make it easy though. I’ll be greased up and running like a son of a bitch.

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Below Grade
JCO, IVV, and AFK are three researchers, or at least those are the designations that are given to them in a vast underground facility known as Below Grade. They are each administrators in a three-mont...
www.lulu.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Read this and if you dig the vibe maybe buy the book I wrote that has a similar vibe.

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Kevin Flynn (@thatskablamo)
On the subject of “notes that kinda give the vibe of my book,” which has been my jam all week, check out this whole post that kinda gives the vibe of my book! Also buy my book please! It’s a great sto...
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December 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
[Short Story] The Monarchs
I sat with Grandma on the front porch bench.
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December 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If you’re looking for small books by unknown authors to give as Christmas presents, my book is the perfect size to stuff a stocking with existential dread!

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Below Grade
JCO, IVV, and AFK are three researchers, or at least those are the designations that are given to them in a vast underground facility known as Below Grade. They are each administrators in a three-mont...
www.lulu.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Wanna see how cool-looking my new book is? Check it out, and if you want you can zoom in and read the first page! Travel-size! Plane-ride length! Reading it feels like watching it get dark out your kitchen window on a rainy day!

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December 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
You’re already on Bluesky instead of Twitter, so why not keep the rebellion going on Black Friday and buy a book from somewhere other than Amazon? You can do it! Click the link below!

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Below Grade
JCO, IVV, and AFK are three researchers, or at least those are the designations that are given to them in a vast underground facility known as Below Grade. They are each administrators in a three-mont...
www.lulu.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM