Kentucky Derby horse names are getting out of control. The betting favorite is Journalism. What’s next, a Preakness challenger named Consulting? Where do we draw the line?

It was the best of times (tariff memes), it was the worst of times (tariffs)

Nothing quite like seeing your grand illusions of a perfect bracket slip away after the first 20 minutes of basketball

Why do we change the clocks on Saturday nights and lose sleep? I think we could all get behind moving them forward Monday at 10 am

I haven’t bought avocado toast or a latte in literal months, should be able to close on my first home any day now

It’s 2025 and we still have to lick envelopes to seal them

Kinda whack they don’t show Capo basement during the montage of iconic Boston locations

Does anyone have some insight into the Mondays Lite flavor profile? Are they engineered for the sloth palate?

The future is bright for the Lakers, they finally landed a piece that can be a second option to Bronny

Perfect level of drunk at the party, im cross-pollinating

Isn’t crazy how the good guys have won every war?!

Your karaoke song is Margaritaville, my karaoke song is Rap God, we are not the same

Go to Bretton Woods. Have a nip, have two. Ski the glades and order the full tendy basket at lunch. Extra honey mustard. Sneak into the hot tub, comment on how this company used to be great. Hit the cave, hit it aggressively. Do it again