Welcome to the right side of history

Did you put my girlfriend in the fucking Gir hoodie

You don’t understand man it’s literally that

Your hair is soooo pretty, though!! I wish I could pull off bangs as cutely as you do and the honey into pink is my favourite thing ever. ♡ You are my strawberry lemonade Angel

Little Did The Elephant Know

Oh! I dropped this! *bends down seductively*

That's you.

You always do this

I just cancelled because it's getting out of hand now that they're bumping the price like every few months.