*sees the phrase "chip shop" and immediately goes into an inconsolable rage that can only be cooled by reciting the original, unredacted lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner*

People hiding in closets from serial killers in movies, covering their mouths and holding their breath have nothing on me when I'm in the bathroom stall and someone walks in

If someone walks into a public bathroom that small (two urinals, one stall) while I'm shitting, I will phase into another dimension to prevent them from hearing me make a single decibels worth of sound in there

When they've made society and life so annoying and frustrating that even regular bodily functions become Sisyphian

It's so hilarious and amazing that he responds like this. You're doing good work

Lmfaoooo incredible

Pay him to read pregnant sonic fan fiction

Thank you my friend! Insanely excited about it!

I caught the Philly date of that tour! Def very cool to hear all that stuff live finally. But yes, I agree with you