Rich Kacy
@kacyhimself.bsky.social
Just another writer with insomnia. I wander the night looking for stories as I try to avoid falling into open manholes.
I work at a library and one of the things we do periodically is straighten the books by bringing them to an even line at the front of the shelf. My elderly coworker called it "edging." I couldn't bring myself to educate her.
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I work at a library and one of the things we do periodically is straighten the books by bringing them to an even line at the front of the shelf. My elderly coworker called it "edging." I couldn't bring myself to educate her.
It depends on where you are wearing those socks.
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It depends on where you are wearing those socks.
That vision of a pudgy, hairy body will cause a person to do strange things, including eating like a rabbit.
November 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
That vision of a pudgy, hairy body will cause a person to do strange things, including eating like a rabbit.
You like liver? You know the wolves go for the liver first, right? 😜
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
You like liver? You know the wolves go for the liver first, right? 😜
Well, when you put it like that, maybe I'll just go for a walk down by the river instead (also, aren't hormones and the lizard brain great! Give them a hand, folks.)
November 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Well, when you put it like that, maybe I'll just go for a walk down by the river instead (also, aren't hormones and the lizard brain great! Give them a hand, folks.)
This did not go where I thought it was going...
November 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This did not go where I thought it was going...
This sounded plausible right up to the ear part.
October 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
This sounded plausible right up to the ear part.
I don't know, I'm starting to think you're playing above your handicap. :)
October 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I don't know, I'm starting to think you're playing above your handicap. :)
Well, it may be Monday, but I had the day off, so I'm voting for some gentle caressing.
October 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Well, it may be Monday, but I had the day off, so I'm voting for some gentle caressing.
This is a skeet that could only be written after said edible had gone to work.
October 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
This is a skeet that could only be written after said edible had gone to work.
You get to control all the rest of your body. It's only fair that someone else gets to control your genitals.
Look, I don't make the rules...
Look, I don't make the rules...
October 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You get to control all the rest of your body. It's only fair that someone else gets to control your genitals.
Look, I don't make the rules...
Look, I don't make the rules...
Or perhaps a sadist -- the jury is still out.
October 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Or perhaps a sadist -- the jury is still out.
If this involves a goat, two clowns, and a gallon of olive oil, count me in!
October 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
If this involves a goat, two clowns, and a gallon of olive oil, count me in!
They should be free, period (oh geez, I really should have thought that through).
On a less humorous note, my wife makes reusable feminine hygiene kits for developing countries where having one allows girls to stay in school past puberty. We've shipped thousands to sub-Saharan Africa.
On a less humorous note, my wife makes reusable feminine hygiene kits for developing countries where having one allows girls to stay in school past puberty. We've shipped thousands to sub-Saharan Africa.
October 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
They should be free, period (oh geez, I really should have thought that through).
On a less humorous note, my wife makes reusable feminine hygiene kits for developing countries where having one allows girls to stay in school past puberty. We've shipped thousands to sub-Saharan Africa.
On a less humorous note, my wife makes reusable feminine hygiene kits for developing countries where having one allows girls to stay in school past puberty. We've shipped thousands to sub-Saharan Africa.
"How can I miss you if you won't go away..."
October 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"How can I miss you if you won't go away..."
Originally from Detroit, I can assure you that if they can mess it up, they will.
October 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Originally from Detroit, I can assure you that if they can mess it up, they will.
Wait, you're allowed to wash at a music festival?
October 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Wait, you're allowed to wash at a music festival?
Pink Hole, LIttle Hole, Destiny's Hole ... they just write themselves!
October 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Pink Hole, LIttle Hole, Destiny's Hole ... they just write themselves!
A mayo abomination if there ever was one. Rumor has it it's made from recycled motor oil! :)
October 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
A mayo abomination if there ever was one. Rumor has it it's made from recycled motor oil! :)
I'm so sorry for your loss -- it's never an easy thing to lose a parent.
October 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I'm so sorry for your loss -- it's never an easy thing to lose a parent.