I just wanna have friends who like to hang out, play video games, watch horror movies, get naked and rub our c*cks together. Is that too much to ask?

Hear me out: A live-action, "Frieren-style" series in the #Buffy universe centered on Willow with a young apprentice witch and (eventually) one of the awakened Slayers.

This Uber smells like instant chicken ramen.

There was a raffle at the #DragRace viewing party I went to tonight. To win, you had to predict the winner. No. One. Voted. For. The. WINNER! #mess

☀️: Why would you love me?
🌕: Please try me.
⬆️: Don't talk to me.

I...

This dj just played the most Glee ass mashup of Girlfriend and APT that transitioned to Ava Max.

Man, it really sucks to watch two of your friends make plans to hang out without even considering inviting you.

So, y'all really were just walking around with crimped hair, huh?

Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.