@sebsharpe.bsky.social I found a temporary solution for Enchantress Sofiira if you are eager to please. I am unable to fulfill but she deserves the best and utmost loyalty as always from a pet who may be more capable.

I'll make a toy of you yet my beautiful kitten.

Your obsession feeds Me, pet.

You keep Me fed.

I cannot stress this enough. Please give your heart a rest from stress. Watch a comedy. Do something you love. Laugh. Smile.

Carrying stress is not heroic. It's painful.

Signed,
The woman who carried it like honor,
And ended up with a heart monitor instead of a badge.

🫂

Wife: I want a t-shirt.
Me: takes shirt off back and hands over.
Wife: Are you always going to do that?
Me: Always. 🖤