Kado Tornado
kado-tornado.bsky.social
Kado Tornado
@kado-tornado.bsky.social
Operator of the Roadside Dragon
Tom Brady: dropping bombs as a player and n-bombs as an analyst 🙉
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Boy, we haven’t heard from Matt Gaetz in a while 😂
October 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
They said “go woke, go broke”. We said:
October 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Haven’t listened to Foo Fighters or RHCP intentionally in at least 5 years. Feels good.
October 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Welcome to Windows 11. Everything is the same, except slower, and some features have been changed, only for the worse. We don’t think you need the same useful context menu that’s been there without user complaint since before you were born. Also, have some AI features.
September 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
US citizenship is wasted on the natural-born.
August 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Dear @microsoft.com - OneDrive is an absolutely terrible product. Somehow, it is worse than Teams. I’ve never used a tool that negatively impacts more productivity more than OneDrive. Fuck you.
August 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Every day I praise Jesus that Ashli “the donglicker” Babbitt got her face blown off 🙏🏼😌
July 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Trump blames Chair Powell on Biden, forgetting he appointed Powell himself: "I was surprised when he was appointed"
July 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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July 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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July 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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I always forget Dr. Seuss did political cartoons before kids books!!!
July 12, 2025 at 10:16 AM
It is genuinely impressive how perfectly Elon has alienated the entire customer base at Tesla. Simultaneously revealing how much of a dumbass he is, and how TSLA is a meme stock. Massive win for sane people.
July 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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June 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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BREAKING: Senator Warnock calls Big Beautiful Bill “Socialism for the Rich”.

100% true!
June 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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As the UK press is busy pointing out this evening, Hegseth's demand for an FBI probe targeting leakers must simultaneously be taken as confirmation that the information leaked is correct. Which means that Hegseth's and Trump's public statements about the Iran bombing were erroneous.
Hegseth says FBI probing leak of ‘top secret’ Iran nuclear site damage report
Standing alongside Donald Trump and Marco Rubio, defense secretary insists Pentagon report is ‘preliminary’ and ‘low confidence’ and mission was still ‘overwhelming success’
www.independent.co.uk
June 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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1 day apart
June 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Every conspiracy theory is “all the richest and most powerful people are trying to keep something secret and the only people who saw through it are the dumbest people you’ve ever met.”
June 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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What was that about World War III?
June 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Martyrs of Gaza—

"She dreamed of becoming a journalist.

"Yaqeen (12) was killed by Israel in Gaza.
June 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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[RFK Jr surveys the destruction in iran] vaccinated?
June 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM