Congratulations! Enjoy your freedom when it arrives!

Also, I was not ready for the quote from the Cockmuninist Manifesto at the end. Well played.

I can only imagine that you've tried to do right by them when you could, knowing the kind of person you are - and I can't imagine you'll do anything less if/when the opportunities to do so again come up.

What a load of crap. Glad you're finally getting out of that place, and may your boss experience naught but failure and stepping on a lego every time he's barefoot - especially when it doesn't make sense for there to be a lego.

Giving me similar vibes to the comic portions of the movie "My Boyfriend's Back." But without the lighthearted yet dark humor.

Stay safe, stay warm, and gather the cats. I'll be doing the same here in CO for our own winter assault this weekend.

As always, take care of yourself first. You can't take care of anyone else with an empty cup.

Jack Lecroix. VA. Writer. Chaos Warlock. Ruination of GILFs. Long may they reign.

Eyyo, someone looks dapper.

Also, need an opinion? Are you really an evil witch if you use your candy house to lure awful adults into your slow cooker? I need to figure this out for when I need to select my Crone subclass.

They'd like each other but be absolutely unwilling to say it outloud. Constant bickering and posturing would be their friendship language.

...I've been listening to too many DND podcasts lately, because now I'm thinking of a thicc goblin paladin performing "Lay on Hands" in the most paladin-inappropriate manner possible.