@americanairiines.bsky.social I want to be mad at the lady next to me on my flight for asking if we can trade meals (even though I never indicated I didn’t want mine). But, she said to tell my parents that they raised a nice girl and that I’m very pretty, so I’ll forgive her just this once 😝
July 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
@americanairiines.bsky.social I want to be mad at the lady next to me on my flight for asking if we can trade meals (even though I never indicated I didn’t want mine). But, she said to tell my parents that they raised a nice girl and that I’m very pretty, so I’ll forgive her just this once 😝
I’m a little too obsessed with the Amy Bradley case
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July 22, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I’m a little too obsessed with the Amy Bradley case
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My neighbors after hearing 🎶 OHH BANANAAA 🎶 every 5 minutes for the last 3 days #donkeykongbananza
July 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My neighbors after hearing 🎶 OHH BANANAAA 🎶 every 5 minutes for the last 3 days #donkeykongbananza
What do we think is worse? Accidentally walking in on your parents having sex, or watching old people back out of a parking spot? I’m gonna go with the latter.
June 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
What do we think is worse? Accidentally walking in on your parents having sex, or watching old people back out of a parking spot? I’m gonna go with the latter.
Today my therapist told me that I “seem like a really intense person.”
a man with a beard is sitting on a bed with his hands outstretched and the words `` guilty ! ''
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June 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Today my therapist told me that I “seem like a really intense person.”
Why do people who sit down behind you on a plane, insist on pulling the back of your chair? They act like they’re holding on for dear life on a fucking sinking ship 🤦🏽♀️
June 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Why do people who sit down behind you on a plane, insist on pulling the back of your chair? They act like they’re holding on for dear life on a fucking sinking ship 🤦🏽♀️
When you’re just trying to mind your own business , but your high school bully pops up on your TikTok newsfeed reviewing fantasy novels 🤦🏽♀️
May 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
When you’re just trying to mind your own business , but your high school bully pops up on your TikTok newsfeed reviewing fantasy novels 🤦🏽♀️
There is nothing more horrifying than groups of middle aged women traveling in packs.
March 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
There is nothing more horrifying than groups of middle aged women traveling in packs.
Instagram is really trying to clown me this morning. I searched for a new pair of shoes yesterday and now my entire IG feed is “celebrity feet.”
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March 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Instagram is really trying to clown me this morning. I searched for a new pair of shoes yesterday and now my entire IG feed is “celebrity feet.”
When did we normalize having to drink when taking your kid to the zoo?
March 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
When did we normalize having to drink when taking your kid to the zoo?
2025 is the year that we find out who killed JonBénet. I can FEEL it.
January 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
2025 is the year that we find out who killed JonBénet. I can FEEL it.