She’s just happy to be back where she belongs.

Oh, hooray! I just sent another email today asking about them.

Geez, if we didn’t have a National Highway Safety Board, we wouldn’t keep having these recalls. Clearly that organization is unnecessary.

1. Forest ranger, environmental scientist
2. Biology
3. Theater, because it was the only class before noon I didn’t fall asleep in
4. I’m a stagehand on Broadway.

High fives to those of us using our notherfucking theater majors!!! (I’m a stagehand, theater major)

Ideally middle of the day, but who has time for that? We play 7-10pm every Tuesday, and yes, I’m often yawning in the last hour or so.

Walked into Duane Reade (Walgreens) a couple days ago with a short list. They didn’t have any pocket sized tissue packets (in January?!?), and everything else was locked up. Went home and ordered online.

No no, I need Laura to read this. In Jester’s voice.

“Continent” becomes a less useful designation every year.

Who thought that a good gift for a newborn, and more importantly, the woman who just gave birth in a barn after a long trip, is a small child with a drum???

Yes, and so you would go to take a test and they wouldn’t even ask your first name, just give you a number, and then you had to call for your results and give the number you were assigned so you’re results couldn’t be traced back to you.

Did that yesterday, no issues at my primarily-Hispanic neighborhood Walgreens, just sore arms today. (Covid arm is sorer than flu arm.)

I don’t know why anyone is surprised. That has been their response to everything unpleasant that has happened for years. School shootings? Pandemics? Riots?

And this is yet another reason why it is important to always have a towel. Hope Ash feels better.