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Kai
@kaih.au
I do tech stuff and fix things in Melbourne.
ADHD + 2E. Lover of street art. Servant to a cat, and a couple of humans. Purveyor of quality electronic music. Appreciator of great street art here in Burn City.
In the early 2000s, just about every single time Apple was mentioned in the press, the word beleaguered was mentioned at least once
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
“… left to spend more time with their family”
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Allegedly
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Beleaguered
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Surely this is some kind of new record!
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Maybe you need to try some Oblique Strategies to kick it off?

Here’s a site that gives you a new one every time you refresh the page

stoney.sb.org/eno/oblique....
Oblique Strategies
Brian Eno's Oblique Strategies card set reimplemented as a dynamic web page.
stoney.sb.org
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Justice has been served.
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Yeah, when you used to go to the beach and people would slather themselves in coconut oil.

I'm sure that Reef Oil was something like SPF 2 😂

Mind you, this was before we fucked the ozone layer and put a great big hole above southern Australia to let all the UV light in.
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Couldn't tell you!
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It’s a burger joint called Easey’s where you can eat in an old Melbourne train carriage. It’s on Easey St in Collingwood
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Great burgers, and what a landmark building
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Mentone approves of this 🐾
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
And, for @sueyinsydney.bsky.social, of course there’s one with potato. I didn’t get a photo of it when it came out of the oven as F sized it immediately 😂
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Oh yeah, baby 😎
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Fire made it good
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I only gave mine one breakfast this morning.
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
You spend $44Bn to buy a social media network so you can argue with strangers on the internet and then you have your highly-paid software developers create an AI that is specifically programmed to be a white supremacist, blow smoke up your own arse and now, roast strangers at parties for the lulz.
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM