Kái Jài
kaijai.bsky.social
Kái Jài
@kaijai.bsky.social
The more I have to interact with people, the more I'm dumping the mentality that I'm average and that I had an average education.

Too many people lack adequate comprehension, reading and critical thinking skills. FUCK!!!
December 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Imagine rostering me to work the last Saturday in November, the first Saturday in December, and now asking if I wanna work the next 2 Saturdays at overtime pay.

GTFO my face. I do not like money that much. I like my bed more.
December 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I see the Twitter masses talking about a passcode to access DMs. I'm currently on version 10.62.1. The app store has version 11.46.0.

Twitter (X) is not an app I update cause that musty man on level c*nt.
December 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I was ready to pelt a pair of these in affirm.

YOU CAN'T FUCKING LAG IN DECEMBER. OMG.
December 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I got a notification from a friend, opened it and saw this. Took me like 1.5 seconds to process but I wish my reaction was captured on camera.
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Why y'all musty people buy out all the pink champagne eos lotion from Amazon? I hate y'all.
December 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I can not in good faith or conscience start selling food and I know I can't cook or the food taste bad.

I dunno how some uh wunna does do it.
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Scotiabank could really give republic bank some tips when it comes to developing a mobile app.
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I do not miss posting on Twitter at all. Who wudda thunk?
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I admire how Bajans does complain about how November almost finish and them ain't had one conkie.

If is one thing bout me, if I really want sain, I gine Google how to mek it.
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Overtime = sacrificing my time for extra money.

Lol.

Nah. I'm not financially in the trenches so double it and give it to the next person. I'm good.

When it's untaxed, I'll reconsider.
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Semi triggering to get a calendar notification for an upcoming birthday of a relative that died earlier this year. 😔😞
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
We need one day out of the month to talk to customers any old how. Cause some of them does be outta order and deserve to have that energy matched.
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
That midget pdf file should have been taken off the streets of Barbados a while ago. Got the whole justice system looking silly. Cause how you always getting charge for the same offense repeatedly?!?
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Nooooooooice.
November 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Some 9/11 stories really tell me people have zero survival and situational awareness instincts. Cause how y'all y'all know something happened, not sure what, and y'all ain't skidaddle?
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
A man on that 🎈📌 show popped a woman's balloon cause she has teen daughters. He reason that it can be tricky and he don't wanna put himself in that position. The quotes are calling him a pedo.

If he was a pdf file, wouldn't he dive head first into that situation? Help me out.
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
That Between A Rock And A Hard Place documentary is a hard watch. I gotta consume that in parts. Cause whoa.
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
A dude I did not know walked towards me in the supermarket parking lot and I gave him a not so dramatic Cynthia Erivo reaction. My eyes went wide, my hand went up and I stepped back and said no. I felt somewhat threatened.
a woman with a shaved head wearing a black jacket
ALT: a woman with a shaved head wearing a black jacket
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Donica Lewinsky?!?!?

I want to SCREEEEEEAAAAAMMMMMM.

Twitter is unhinged.
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The problem with the world is that politicians don't fear the population enough.
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"BREAKING: The White House says October jobs and inflation data may never be released."

Then that lying ass press secretary gonna get up on that pulpit and talk about how the administration is transparent.
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Guess what. Guesssssss. Just guess.
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I'm definitely a "walkable city" person. I wish I had realized this earlier in life.
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Me: *puts on just enough for my data to auto renew*

Digicel: Thanks. We'll just take that.

Also Digicel: btw, your balance is low.

Me: You bum ass bitch! Of course it's low. You just snatched it for the data plan!
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM