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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️

@kaishithead.bsky.social

76 followers 18 following 1.1K posts

he/it. freelance journalist. former guncannon pilot on the white base. legal guardian of one kid for work inquiries, send a carrier pigeon or email me at [email protected].

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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 1h

insane plan but ill believe it. what the fuck job

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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 1h

true. i do have that shit on

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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 2h

wait r u calling me swag. i thought u hated my ass

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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 2h

the fuck is a swag gap. what. nepo has so much swag

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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 7h

shit im gonna use that one later

KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 7h

the titans couldve won the gryps war if they just put a ball on the hizack somewhere. ballzack.

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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 12h

doesnt even sound like him. try harder next time

KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 12h

low bar to clear really

KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 13h

i dont even know at this point. mostly zabi family drama afaict

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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 13h

oh dear god what am i getting myself into

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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 13h

couldnt be me. my hair is naturally an ambiguous purple-blue-gray color

KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 13h

eh sure i owe her a favor anyway

KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 13h

this is some real juicy stuff. u mind if i forward all this to a journalist pal of mine who covers this kinda thing? eh its all publicly posted anyway. dunno why im asking

KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 13h

does any1 know if zum city still has that one weird little arcade tucked between the dollar store and the space home depot. i used to go there all the time to get away from my parents arguing lol

KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 13h

idk wtf u r but speculating on ppls sexuality is so lame fr. looking at u kids who bullied me when i lived on side 3. i mean they were right but thats besides the point

KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 13h

shes gonna kill me the next time she sees me bro. pretty sure this is the last thing i texted her. im gonna die before i hit 30

KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · Aug 12

heheheh

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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 13h

ive been telling u guys something is up with that guy...

KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 13h

okay bro

KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 13h

dont tell her to talk to me. ive been avoiding her ever since i forgot her birthday because shes scary

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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 13h

yeah. long story. we got split off during the one year war because i was an irresponsible inattentive little bastard. didnt notice her leaving with the civilians. i think she was raised by french canadians or something and changed her name. idr ask her

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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 14h

can you guys stop being horny for my sister on my feed

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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 23h

fallling asleep,melatonin

KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 23h

u ever noticeth at forgot looks like faggott

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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 23h

wheen the fuck was mybirtdahy agaib its comign up an i forogot

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KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️ @kaishithead.bsky.social · 1d

quality over quantity man