Conspiracy theory - Jamal Murray is pretending to be sick to have a ‘flu game’

Buddy Hield is my new crush

Is “oh I should hurry and shower before the storm starts” a normal southern thought or was my family just weird?

This is may be bad, but I’d like to volunteer for the first reality show or government program that uses AI to assign you a spouse. Can’t be much worse than the apps

Y’all are so cranky. That was a fun opening game. Way more competitive than past few years and I like Kevin Hart adding to the fun silly energy. #nba #nbaallstar

Rooting for the handsome pineapple young man #nba #nbaallstar #dunkcontest

That was so funny. Spurs are the skills challenge winners in my heart. 😂 #nbaAllstar

The Conclave has strong ‘history teacher puts on a movie that’s shockingly good’ energy

The Bechdel Cast is responsible for me watching a lot more movies than I have before and also enjoying those movies a lot less than I did before listening to the podcast 🙃

I root for NFL teams mainly based on how in love with the quarterback I am. So this ravens eagles game has been difficult for me.

If you’re feeling down this thanksgiving, you can at least be grateful that at no one forcefully dressed you like a turkey. Unless you’re my cat

Cosmo and Wanda hiding in my hair clips today

One of my most serious silly opinions is that over emphasis of cardio for women is a tool of the patriarchy. So it made me really happy when I went to the gym today and it was just 2 other women and myself all lifting.

OKC and the spurs look like they’re playing basketball in a haunted memory. #nba

My favorite part about Starting Five was Tatum winning without changing his personality. Even his dad was like he can’t win if he doesn’t get angrier or more aggressive. And he just stayed nice and calm and won the whole thing. I didn’t have this app then so these thoughts are late. #nba

These guys got their annual shots today and were very brave about it. Embarrassingly, I’m very proud of them.