Satan drank my tea.

Alexa wasn't able to help me find a local cinema playing Oppenheimer in 70mm. Because of course she wasn't. That bitch.

A school was offering a VIP lunch pass for a donation of $100 that got the student to the front of the lunch line.

Controversy ensued...

I don't know why though... seems to me this would just be preparing kids for the modern reality of visits to theme parks.

When some piece of equipment was broken at the cinema I used to work at we'd say it was "rooked". I used to make a joke that if I'm the one that messed it up it was "queened". I'd probably get in trouble if I said that today even though it's well known that I'm a big ol queen.

So ad-free Disney+ is now going to cost more than ad-free Netflix? Nope... I'll be canceling.

The cord-cutting paradigm is getting closer and closer to all the things we didn't like about Cable TV. It's now just simply changing delivery methods but slowly eroding the cost incentive.

Where's my WordPerfect dictionary disk... I need to spell-check this document.

UFO shit's gettin real...

I just did the math and I am shocked but not surprised. It is actually cheaper for me to replace my printer (which comes with ink!) than it is to buy a new set of ink cartridges for said printer. Wow.

Well I tried to use Odysee, supposedly the youtube alternative, for the first time today. The experience was not good. "Cannot connect to accounts" is all I get or API errors forcing uninstall and reinstall several times. Clearly this is not ready for prime-time yet.

One line famous musicals:

- Babysitter gets chased by nazis

- yearly celebration is held to determine who gets to be reincarnated... or something?

- French foster dad with criminal past becomes an all around nice guy

- Mysterious music teacher has inappropriate relationship with student

Hi all!