"I hope you feel better!" Said the Instacart guy as he dropped off my order of orange juice, chicken noodle soup, and Kleenex.

everybody knows the source code.

He didn't wear a suit, but he received a pardon and was treated better than Zelenskyy was.

You know what really grinds my gears? When I make a haircut appointment and the barber isn’t here or gets arrested for the 3rd time this month. #smh

A trifecta.

I’d definitely drop a spirit bomb on Carolina #TheBachelor

You know what really grinds my gears. When people go and order a cheese burger, but ask to remove the cheese and sauce.
#oof