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im a cat 僕は猫 soy un gato | 20s
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I love that this just doesn't flow right at all and misses the whole vibe it's so cool
January 12, 2026 at 5:20 AM
honestly it can be, im glad ur enjoying it c:
January 12, 2026 at 5:10 AM
coworkers are frustrating people at points but I ultimately feel more camaraderie than disdain even for the most annoying chuds
January 12, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I will always care nep
January 12, 2026 at 4:45 AM
what if we made a drug that makes you jittery and gives you a tummyache. is that good. is this working for you
January 12, 2026 at 4:44 AM
already paid for the zyns curious about nicotine

i followed someone's advice online and tried it until I felt the buzz then immediately took it out and the rush is more palatable but I can't say it's enjoyable so I'm done with this I think
January 12, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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and expanded that elf's waistline. wow, imagine that. haha, woah okay. that's awesome.
January 12, 2026 at 3:03 AM
SO TRUE
January 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
im not actually hashtag zynning I just think it's funny

im gonna try again but God they are unpleasant
January 12, 2026 at 3:02 AM
he thinks plus-sized elf is the funniest thing on the entire planet it truly expanded his mind
January 12, 2026 at 2:58 AM
*explaining an isekai*
"so the guy goes to plus-sized elf world?"
"no, the elf comes to our world and gets too fat off french fries to fit through the portal back to her world"
"that makes sense."
January 12, 2026 at 2:49 AM
please don't actually kill yourself you have my permission to fuck nasty if you want tho
January 12, 2026 at 2:40 AM
i only found out about it today and apparently it has an experimental linux release coming out and i am immediately so excited for it now
January 12, 2026 at 2:13 AM