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Paste e fagioli 🤌
January 6, 2026 at 2:56 AM
If this was free, I would not drink it.

At $2.50/can this is criminal

5 big dooms for spindrift soda 💀💀💀💀💀

Spindrift sparking water is, of course, still goat tier
January 5, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Everyone is clowning the stranger things finale - I slept through the entire thing and quite enjoyed it
January 2, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I suddenly have strong opinions that triangle is the superior stop sign shape…
December 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Monster hunter is a cool game
December 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
One day I will start a Skyrim character that doesn’t devolve into crafting 1000s of iron daggers in whiterun like it’s RuneScape

But that day is not today
December 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I buy my apples exclusively by what sounds the most Japanese and Kanzi has disappointed me first for being German and also tasting mid
December 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
HasanPikerDogSmiter x HasanShocksHisDog after defeating The Maven 😎
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
PoE 3.27 characters with 'Hasan' in them...apparently lots of people thought of they were original

Personally, I think the smite slayer named HasanPikerDogSmiter is the cleverest and probably most handsome irl
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Filmed myself fighting a boss because Mizu kept getting in the way and I wanted to make a shock collar joke but what I learned is based on the facial expressions I make when locked in my mom must’ve been throwing back xtra strength Tylenols
October 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I take back everything I said about stag stations being cooler than worm ways...this is adorable :3
September 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Maybe it’s unreasonable to complain about spoilers of a 100 year old book, but was looking for a book to read and the dumbass AI overview spoiled it
September 22, 2025 at 5:56 AM
In order to keep the sabbath day holy I have decided to go on a pilgrimage and collect rosary beads 🙏
September 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Maybe the world’s hottest take and may change as I play more but I like hollow knight more than silk song

HK has better dair, environments, and map guy music. Plus one other complaint which is a minor spoiler
September 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
They grow up so fast 🥹
August 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Unlocked a shortcut back to a tuning fork (bonfire)

DK Bonanza is a souls like
July 31, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Just cause I think Elon’s a fucking moron does not make me left leaning
July 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Mario kart world is the first time I’ve browsed online Mario kart communities and nothing could have prepared me for the amount of “blue shell” and “shocks” I see. Who are these casual plebeians who never read the fucking prima players guide
July 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
B-but Clint Stevens makes it look so easy
June 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
If you can’t beat the meta chasing baby blooper players, join em
June 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I’ve never understood why Costco’s whole thing is selling big bulk containers besides mayonnaise which they randomly sell in these tiny jars
June 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Everyone knows Great ? Block Ruins is the best ✊
June 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
People found out random only gave the real courses so instead of adding a classic mode so people could play normal tracks Nintendo patched it out so you’re forced to play their stupid intermission tracks

I fucking hate Nintendo so much 😭😭😭
June 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Switch 2 is the perfect console to finally be able to play Switch 1 games that ran like dog shit
June 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
If you buy a $100 Nintendo gift card for $90 at Costco then use that on game vouchers, new Switch games are $45 🧠
June 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM