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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
OMGOMGOMGOMG it’s going to SNOW on Monday???
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
OMGOMGOMGOMG it’s going to SNOW on Monday???
How does one receive a groin massage?
November 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
How does one receive a groin massage?
I don’t give a fuck, dance pop from the early 2010’s still bumps.
Sent from my iPhone 4
Sent from my iPhone 4
November 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I don’t give a fuck, dance pop from the early 2010’s still bumps.
Sent from my iPhone 4
Sent from my iPhone 4
Decided to clean up the documents in my iCloud folder, and there's a bunch of shit from high school that survived multiple backups and transfers to computers and somehow ended up in iCloud. Idk how people didn't realize I was dyslexic. And fucking stupid.
October 31, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Decided to clean up the documents in my iCloud folder, and there's a bunch of shit from high school that survived multiple backups and transfers to computers and somehow ended up in iCloud. Idk how people didn't realize I was dyslexic. And fucking stupid.
I miss having a fireplace
October 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I miss having a fireplace
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if you're stressed at work, remember the 20-20-20 rule:
after 20 minutes of work, disappear into the coastal rainforest of british columbia for 20 years
after 20 minutes of work, disappear into the coastal rainforest of british columbia for 20 years
October 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
if you're stressed at work, remember the 20-20-20 rule:
after 20 minutes of work, disappear into the coastal rainforest of british columbia for 20 years
after 20 minutes of work, disappear into the coastal rainforest of british columbia for 20 years
What is being a Therian like?
People say I’m hard to read, but I’d be much more expressive if I could use my tail and ears
People say I’m hard to read, but I’d be much more expressive if I could use my tail and ears
October 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
What is being a Therian like?
People say I’m hard to read, but I’d be much more expressive if I could use my tail and ears
People say I’m hard to read, but I’d be much more expressive if I could use my tail and ears
I can’t believe it’s been 6 years since my last FC. I’m so excited to go back
October 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I can’t believe it’s been 6 years since my last FC. I’m so excited to go back
I hate property management companies.
October 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I hate property management companies.
Ok, which “-tober” is it?
October 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Ok, which “-tober” is it?
I have a Saab now. The Swedish vehicular bases are covered.
September 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I have a Saab now. The Swedish vehicular bases are covered.
There's a difference between lying and being a dishonest.
September 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
There's a difference between lying and being a dishonest.
I’m aggressively horny tonight
September 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I’m aggressively horny tonight
It’s one of those nights where I’m pissed at where my life choices have put me. Something needs to change, shit ain’t working out.
August 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
It’s one of those nights where I’m pissed at where my life choices have put me. Something needs to change, shit ain’t working out.
“Freedom for the wolves often means death for the sheep”
June 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
“Freedom for the wolves often means death for the sheep”
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It's 87.8° f, I am not made for this fucking weather
June 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It's 87.8° f, I am not made for this fucking weather
I just saw the most aggressive Minute Maid commercial
June 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I just saw the most aggressive Minute Maid commercial
If California separates from the US, would I get deported because I was born there?
June 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
If California separates from the US, would I get deported because I was born there?
Let me know if you want me to call your dad for you ;3
June 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Let me know if you want me to call your dad for you ;3
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Father's Day art hitting my timeline hard and I'm here for it 👀
June 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Father's Day art hitting my timeline hard and I'm here for it 👀
I went to a club tonight to see one of my favorite artists do a DJ set. They didn’t go on until super late though, so I was there for almost 5 hours.
Everything hurts. So bad. Don’t get old kids
Everything hurts. So bad. Don’t get old kids
June 15, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I went to a club tonight to see one of my favorite artists do a DJ set. They didn’t go on until super late though, so I was there for almost 5 hours.
Everything hurts. So bad. Don’t get old kids
Everything hurts. So bad. Don’t get old kids
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Can I just have something nice that’s actually real? I’m so tired of getting my hopes up to just have things get more depressing
May 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Can I just have something nice that’s actually real? I’m so tired of getting my hopes up to just have things get more depressing
Jon hamm can fucking get it
June 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Jon hamm can fucking get it