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betsy
@kalmn.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈, mom, infosec nerd, disabled, Minnesotan, middle aged, pretending my lawn is hip high on purpose.
I was offline for ninety minutes, Laurel. I missed the beginning and the end of this. Ninety minutes.
December 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Nnnnng. But it’s my source of thirst traps, kitten videos, and two minute movie clips, evenly divided.
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Dibs on the remix. :) Just venmoed you.
December 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
How big are these? I am wondering about me framing one.
December 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
That’s what I said. After the cursing.
December 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Have you seen hclou’s work? That username on instagram.
December 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I can tell the difference. Good job!
December 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I thought it was like that for everyone, and that was why everyone hated the dentist. Apparently some people hate the dentist for other reasons! Who knew!
December 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Is there a gene name I can wave at doctors about the connective tissue one? Because I bet that’s what I have. I am usually reduced to saying “you know, like redheads”, which just makes them look at me funny because my red hair comes out of a box.
December 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM