Kylie :3
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silly trans girl existing (I FINALLY GOT MY COOKIE!! 🍪)
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bf: you just gotta be yourself and you will make meaningful friendships! it takes time!

me: I cant just approach people like "hello i am autistic also i want to be a dog"

bf: yeah i mean u dont gotta tell them that

me: BUT THATS TRUE!!! ALL I WANT IS TO BE PET BY MY FRIENDS!!!!!! LET ME BE A DOG!
January 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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December 21, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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what right wingers mean when they say immigrant
December 11, 2024 at 12:59 PM
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December 11, 2024 at 2:51 PM
my old gym coach had to spend over 1k of his own money because the school wouldn't even give him anything including something like a £2 ball. and the coach before them got rid of everything.
Every time I read the local news and see a teacher who was awarded a $250 grant for her classroom, I understand that she spent hours of her own time applying for it. Writing it. Going through a submission process.

For $250. For her classroom…
December 12, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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Homeboy stopped the wrong lady

(H/T @agirlhasnopres.bsky.social )
December 11, 2024 at 2:29 PM
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I got access to community notes in Twitter and I saw that some of my mayburi posts have "Bridget isn't a girl" proposals, people correct them and the noted dont go through but oh my god they're everywhere
December 12, 2024 at 10:28 AM
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Propaganda supporting advertisers who I found on Fox News⬇️

Balance of Nature
TommieCopper
Select Quote
Progressive
Liberty Mutual
Advil
Denver Mattress
MyPillow (MyMattress)
ADT
Sling
Spectrum
Pantene
Simpilisafe
American Home Shield
Shopify
Sterns and Foster
Silac Insurance Company
TempurPedic
December 9, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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This is... actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year.
December 10, 2024 at 4:25 AM
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Ughhhhh it's that time of year when static electricity is really bad and when you go to boop your cat's nose, you end up giving them a little shock

And then they look at you like 🥺 möther why do you betray me
December 10, 2024 at 6:38 AM
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December 9, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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She also ordered a pizza delivery at midnight because she thought the "design your pizza" Pizza Hut site was a game.
December 9, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 2:46 PM
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"Assassination Classroom" TV Anime will New Information for its 10th Anniversary Celebration next week.
December 8, 2024 at 5:05 PM
holy shit you can bonk people as Indiana Jones.
Really impossible for me to judge whether the new Indiana Jones game is “good” when you are bonking guys on the head this often. It’s not perfect, for sure, but I just bonked a blackshirt over the head with a full-sized guitar and it made the noise and everything
December 8, 2024 at 6:36 AM
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Heheheehehe *snort*
December 8, 2024 at 4:28 AM
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To the people fear mongering about the Syrian victory. This one goes out to you.
December 8, 2024 at 4:40 AM
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Rape jokes are never funny no matter how you decide to justify it ?? I don’t give a fuck if “humor is subjective” that shits just not funny???
December 6, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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Conversations with the 8yo DM:

8yo DM: Your new character is Durv Lundfeld. He is an older dwarven fighter who is immune to thieves.

Me: How is he immune to thieves?

8yo DM: He doesn’t own anything.

#dnd
December 7, 2024 at 1:09 AM
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Shoutout to fishing in video games

That shit rules
December 5, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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hello kitty donuts
December 6, 2024 at 4:33 PM
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December 6, 2024 at 5:18 PM