What you can't even get to take a bathroom break without loss of the worst USD to entertainment ratio of the year 2026? Maybe offer free counseling for anyone leaving the theater after it ends.
My dark thought is the Futurama suicide booth which was at least affordable and with options for service.
My dark thought is the Futurama suicide booth which was at least affordable and with options for service.
January 29, 2026 at 4:07 PM
What you can't even get to take a bathroom break without loss of the worst USD to entertainment ratio of the year 2026? Maybe offer free counseling for anyone leaving the theater after it ends.
My dark thought is the Futurama suicide booth which was at least affordable and with options for service.
My dark thought is the Futurama suicide booth which was at least affordable and with options for service.
Maybe all this was some mad scientist's method to get around the ethics committee. Now that I think about it there is a non zero chance that is exactly what RFK is doing.
January 29, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Maybe all this was some mad scientist's method to get around the ethics committee. Now that I think about it there is a non zero chance that is exactly what RFK is doing.
Definitely super captivating, thank you for your sleepless 2026 from all of us.
January 27, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Definitely super captivating, thank you for your sleepless 2026 from all of us.
We need to find whoever laid this instance of the curse "may you live in interesting times" and ask them if it really was worth it.
I should also apologize to all those writers of CoD/BF storylines that I thought were completely, utterly, unbelievable trash. Now it's just Wednesday.
I should also apologize to all those writers of CoD/BF storylines that I thought were completely, utterly, unbelievable trash. Now it's just Wednesday.
January 21, 2026 at 5:35 PM
We need to find whoever laid this instance of the curse "may you live in interesting times" and ask them if it really was worth it.
I should also apologize to all those writers of CoD/BF storylines that I thought were completely, utterly, unbelievable trash. Now it's just Wednesday.
I should also apologize to all those writers of CoD/BF storylines that I thought were completely, utterly, unbelievable trash. Now it's just Wednesday.
As with all high school bullies and as they haven't developed personally or mentality wise since then it checks out.
January 7, 2026 at 4:51 PM
As with all high school bullies and as they haven't developed personally or mentality wise since then it checks out.
At least this stupid timeline is super captivating.
January 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
At least this stupid timeline is super captivating.
Probably the 300k a year POTUS claimed. 🙄
But killings are good now when it amounts to telling American military personnel to not follow illegal orders.
But killings are good now when it amounts to telling American military personnel to not follow illegal orders.
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Probably the 300k a year POTUS claimed. 🙄
But killings are good now when it amounts to telling American military personnel to not follow illegal orders.
But killings are good now when it amounts to telling American military personnel to not follow illegal orders.
Truth be told though OAB is really good at glancing off any random rock or wreckage around and navigating towards the friendly at 50m away. Definitely one of the most consistent causes of "where did that explosion come from?"
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Truth be told though OAB is really good at glancing off any random rock or wreckage around and navigating towards the friendly at 50m away. Definitely one of the most consistent causes of "where did that explosion come from?"
Oh right, got to subsidize their soybean farmers for China.
Wait...
Hopefully the next time a Republican complains about the debt under a Dem leadership we can part out their organs to help pay it off as it's so critical once again.
Wait...
Hopefully the next time a Republican complains about the debt under a Dem leadership we can part out their organs to help pay it off as it's so critical once again.
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Oh right, got to subsidize their soybean farmers for China.
Wait...
Hopefully the next time a Republican complains about the debt under a Dem leadership we can part out their organs to help pay it off as it's so critical once again.
Wait...
Hopefully the next time a Republican complains about the debt under a Dem leadership we can part out their organs to help pay it off as it's so critical once again.
Promised to 4 different causes and already sent to pay the bribes of a sycophant or two at least. I guess spending 4 times what you make is a way to sink casino after casino.
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Promised to 4 different causes and already sent to pay the bribes of a sycophant or two at least. I guess spending 4 times what you make is a way to sink casino after casino.
We both know debt is only an issue for when Dems are in any way in charge. Rest of the time it's a nothing burger that can get cranked up so it's "highest ever..." when leadership changes again and R's want to cut spending on school lunches.
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
We both know debt is only an issue for when Dems are in any way in charge. Rest of the time it's a nothing burger that can get cranked up so it's "highest ever..." when leadership changes again and R's want to cut spending on school lunches.
Got to help the only people that matter being those with personal jets. Probably why Noamie needed two.
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Got to help the only people that matter being those with personal jets. Probably why Noamie needed two.
I think it was on his official WH health report or something. Doctor very much doctored those numbers. Almost as much as the "1000% reduction in medication costs." Fattest fucks of jokers in this admin.
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I think it was on his official WH health report or something. Doctor very much doctored those numbers. Almost as much as the "1000% reduction in medication costs." Fattest fucks of jokers in this admin.
Who do we think is going to be his Weekend at Bernie's physical supporters?. Needs someone strong enough to drag along that *190lb* bag of festering fascism.
November 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Who do we think is going to be his Weekend at Bernie's physical supporters?. Needs someone strong enough to drag along that *190lb* bag of festering fascism.
Why should others be happy when I can't? - shitty people
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Why should others be happy when I can't? - shitty people
How so many wooshed on this joke I will never know.
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
How so many wooshed on this joke I will never know.
So much winning I'm getting tired of it already and not even a year in.
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
So much winning I'm getting tired of it already and not even a year in.
These guys think they are more parasitic than angler fish and then celebrate that. Boggles the mind.
October 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
These guys think they are more parasitic than angler fish and then celebrate that. Boggles the mind.
Tiamat above Zeus, he knows Zeus only causes issues.
October 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Tiamat above Zeus, he knows Zeus only causes issues.
As if this admin can even think step one through of anything. Let alone follow-on effects.
October 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
As if this admin can even think step one through of anything. Let alone follow-on effects.
Doesn't mean millions won't kill and die over it.
October 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Doesn't mean millions won't kill and die over it.
Obviously they lack that capacity, like empathy or a spine.
October 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Obviously they lack that capacity, like empathy or a spine.
I think the hats are actually paying off as it's perfect with their slogan "Make Argentina Great Again" we were hearing it wrong during their chanting.
October 11, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I think the hats are actually paying off as it's perfect with their slogan "Make Argentina Great Again" we were hearing it wrong during their chanting.
Can't tell you the name of the book he 'wrote' but keeps those details tucked away in there. Grampa Cheeto needs a care home, explains him attacking Portland because TV show though.
October 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Can't tell you the name of the book he 'wrote' but keeps those details tucked away in there. Grampa Cheeto needs a care home, explains him attacking Portland because TV show though.
As with all these types they will keep finding scape goats. Just keep sectioning off another group for whatever arbitrary reason, skin color, male pattern baldness, zeitan count. As long as there is something to differentiate by there will be an in and an out group.
October 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
As with all these types they will keep finding scape goats. Just keep sectioning off another group for whatever arbitrary reason, skin color, male pattern baldness, zeitan count. As long as there is something to differentiate by there will be an in and an out group.