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feeling especially vulnerable as i walk two blocks back to my apartment at night holding a birthday card for my dad. this is exactly how the most gut-wrenching film you’ve ever seen begins
September 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
feeling especially vulnerable as i walk two blocks back to my apartment at night holding a birthday card for my dad. this is exactly how the most gut-wrenching film you’ve ever seen begins
transformers one, i am so sorry that we as not only consumers, but humans, failed you.. if you know where to purchase the rights for transformers, please contact my team. im in the mood to make history
July 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
transformers one, i am so sorry that we as not only consumers, but humans, failed you.. if you know where to purchase the rights for transformers, please contact my team. im in the mood to make history
i dont know what the night at the museum movies did to my psyche but whenever I see owen wilson and ben stiller a paternal sense activates inside of me
June 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
i dont know what the night at the museum movies did to my psyche but whenever I see owen wilson and ben stiller a paternal sense activates inside of me
so when is the united nations or whatever going to step in and investigate the white lotus LLC for having murders on their resorts every year, im running out of disbelief to suspend here
April 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
so when is the united nations or whatever going to step in and investigate the white lotus LLC for having murders on their resorts every year, im running out of disbelief to suspend here
im not sure what other way to describe my relationship with the film version of catching fire besides spiritual, ethereal, omnipotent. im not sure what kind of person i would be today if it never existed
April 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
im not sure what other way to describe my relationship with the film version of catching fire besides spiritual, ethereal, omnipotent. im not sure what kind of person i would be today if it never existed
all of these reboots and remakes yet the sharkboy and lavagirl sequel is no where to be found. hollywood is going under and real art has been sacrificed in the name of corporate greed
March 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
all of these reboots and remakes yet the sharkboy and lavagirl sequel is no where to be found. hollywood is going under and real art has been sacrificed in the name of corporate greed
making a trip to the air freshener and laundry detergent aisle in target just to feel something (light headed)
February 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
making a trip to the air freshener and laundry detergent aisle in target just to feel something (light headed)
why am I maintaining eye contact with my dentist while im in my most vulnerable position as my mouth is wide open? to establish dominance of course
February 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
why am I maintaining eye contact with my dentist while im in my most vulnerable position as my mouth is wide open? to establish dominance of course
had I maintained my club penguin sketch comedy youtube channel from 5th grade, im not even sure SNL would still be on air. you’re welcome lorne michaels.
February 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
had I maintained my club penguin sketch comedy youtube channel from 5th grade, im not even sure SNL would still be on air. you’re welcome lorne michaels.
this country’s education system has never been the same since ms frizzle retired, and yet she hasn’t been recognized with a nobel peace prize yet… sexism is alive and well. disgusting.
February 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
this country’s education system has never been the same since ms frizzle retired, and yet she hasn’t been recognized with a nobel peace prize yet… sexism is alive and well. disgusting.
after some intense thought, have we ever considered that maybe we are the marbles we thought we lost
February 9, 2025 at 8:21 AM
after some intense thought, have we ever considered that maybe we are the marbles we thought we lost