forky
@kangacopter.bsky.social
webmaster. shitposter. idiot. this is where i put my obtuse thoughts
Misheard: “strawberry fish scent”
July 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Misheard: “strawberry fish scent”
Misheard: he’s full of ancient damages
July 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Misheard: he’s full of ancient damages
Misread: “great rectangle flavor”
(Sometimes I think my brain offers up these little treats to make me giggle in these trying times)
(Sometimes I think my brain offers up these little treats to make me giggle in these trying times)
July 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Misread: “great rectangle flavor”
(Sometimes I think my brain offers up these little treats to make me giggle in these trying times)
(Sometimes I think my brain offers up these little treats to make me giggle in these trying times)
Misread: “exploding bath under his feet”
June 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Misread: “exploding bath under his feet”
DONT DO THIS TO ME GENSHIN
April 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
DONT DO THIS TO ME GENSHIN
Misread: “budget my bones”
April 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Misread: “budget my bones”
They are now woven into the magic of this life
March 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
They are now woven into the magic of this life
typing “yearn install” instead of “yarn install” in my project… yes. yes i yearn to touch grass
March 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
typing “yearn install” instead of “yarn install” in my project… yes. yes i yearn to touch grass
Boyfriend just asked which game I’m playing. “You playing Hello Nikki?”
“Uhm yeah, Hello Nikki Impact”
“Uhm yeah, Hello Nikki Impact”
February 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Boyfriend just asked which game I’m playing. “You playing Hello Nikki?”
“Uhm yeah, Hello Nikki Impact”
“Uhm yeah, Hello Nikki Impact”
I am either on the wrong page consistently or absolutely fell into the twilight zone at some point. Either way, I’m confused AF
February 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I am either on the wrong page consistently or absolutely fell into the twilight zone at some point. Either way, I’m confused AF
Sry I’m kind of obsessed
February 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Sry I’m kind of obsessed
Why would they make a new Goonies movie now when the slang term “gooner” is in full swing
February 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Why would they make a new Goonies movie now when the slang term “gooner” is in full swing
Of course I love romance, I am a giirrrlllll
I also hate romance, I am a creatureeeee
I also hate romance, I am a creatureeeee
February 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Of course I love romance, I am a giirrrlllll
I also hate romance, I am a creatureeeee
I also hate romance, I am a creatureeeee
I love that Badtz Maru and Keroppi hang out all the time. They are my favoritessss
February 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I love that Badtz Maru and Keroppi hang out all the time. They are my favoritessss
Re: Hello Kitty Island Adventure
I am becoming more and more terrified of Cinnamoroll. He just appears out of nowhere all of the time. Absolutely stalking me. I’m certain he does hot have any mail for me. Plz help
I am becoming more and more terrified of Cinnamoroll. He just appears out of nowhere all of the time. Absolutely stalking me. I’m certain he does hot have any mail for me. Plz help
February 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Re: Hello Kitty Island Adventure
I am becoming more and more terrified of Cinnamoroll. He just appears out of nowhere all of the time. Absolutely stalking me. I’m certain he does hot have any mail for me. Plz help
I am becoming more and more terrified of Cinnamoroll. He just appears out of nowhere all of the time. Absolutely stalking me. I’m certain he does hot have any mail for me. Plz help
Just called Taylor Swift “football girlfriend” because I couldn’t think of her name
February 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Just called Taylor Swift “football girlfriend” because I couldn’t think of her name
I have been informed via electronic mail that one of my old Livejournal accounts just turned 21 years old
January 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I have been informed via electronic mail that one of my old Livejournal accounts just turned 21 years old
How are people still “poking” me on Facebook in the year of our lordt 2025
January 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
How are people still “poking” me on Facebook in the year of our lordt 2025
My boyfriend just called Infinity Nikki “Little Nikki”
January 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
My boyfriend just called Infinity Nikki “Little Nikki”
Me and Momo lookin for some pants
December 13, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Me and Momo lookin for some pants
it took me like, 80 years to get here- what’s good fellow kidz or whatever
December 22, 2023 at 4:48 PM
it took me like, 80 years to get here- what’s good fellow kidz or whatever