KAP
@kannedo.bsky.social
/ put him in the brig until he's sober!
January 11, 2026 at 4:05 PM
/ put him in the brig until he's sober!
having a really old fridge is kinda nice because it doesn't ding at you when you leave it open for no reason the entire time you fill the brita
January 9, 2026 at 2:16 PM
having a really old fridge is kinda nice because it doesn't ding at you when you leave it open for no reason the entire time you fill the brita
casual wartime maneuver unapproved by congress; hello 2026
January 6, 2026 at 1:33 PM
casual wartime maneuver unapproved by congress; hello 2026
watching 2004's "Troy" and there is not nearly enough armor stripping going on
January 4, 2026 at 12:50 AM
watching 2004's "Troy" and there is not nearly enough armor stripping going on
TRUMP CONTINUES TO PROSECUTE WAR WITHOUT CONGRESSIONAL APPROVAL
US FURTHER ERODES INTERNATIONAL SUPPORT WITH ILLEGAL WAR ACTS
FCKIN UP ONE COUNTRY NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR TRUMP
just throwing out some more accurate headlines @nytimes.com
US FURTHER ERODES INTERNATIONAL SUPPORT WITH ILLEGAL WAR ACTS
FCKIN UP ONE COUNTRY NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR TRUMP
just throwing out some more accurate headlines @nytimes.com
January 3, 2026 at 1:05 PM
TRUMP CONTINUES TO PROSECUTE WAR WITHOUT CONGRESSIONAL APPROVAL
US FURTHER ERODES INTERNATIONAL SUPPORT WITH ILLEGAL WAR ACTS
FCKIN UP ONE COUNTRY NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR TRUMP
just throwing out some more accurate headlines @nytimes.com
US FURTHER ERODES INTERNATIONAL SUPPORT WITH ILLEGAL WAR ACTS
FCKIN UP ONE COUNTRY NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR TRUMP
just throwing out some more accurate headlines @nytimes.com
not sent: how have you been?
January 2, 2026 at 1:19 PM
not sent: how have you been?
"well i'm a 'by guess and by golly' cook, too!"
gtfo
gtfo
January 2, 2026 at 12:21 AM
"well i'm a 'by guess and by golly' cook, too!"
gtfo
gtfo
a new england conversation:
[on phone determining hiking conditions]
her: [to me] what's the snow like? crunchy? icy?
me: it's like... good snowman snow
her: [to phone] i guess it's kinda slushy and wet
[on phone determining hiking conditions]
her: [to me] what's the snow like? crunchy? icy?
me: it's like... good snowman snow
her: [to phone] i guess it's kinda slushy and wet
December 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
a new england conversation:
[on phone determining hiking conditions]
her: [to me] what's the snow like? crunchy? icy?
me: it's like... good snowman snow
her: [to phone] i guess it's kinda slushy and wet
[on phone determining hiking conditions]
her: [to me] what's the snow like? crunchy? icy?
me: it's like... good snowman snow
her: [to phone] i guess it's kinda slushy and wet
weight watchers pushing glp-1's is so laughable, like, so the system never worked? we knew.
December 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
weight watchers pushing glp-1's is so laughable, like, so the system never worked? we knew.
Reposted by KAP
AOC: I want to remind you where the real crime is. It's in the oligarchs taking $170 billion of our money from health care and food assistance and public programs and taking that and funneling it into a secret police program.
December 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
AOC: I want to remind you where the real crime is. It's in the oligarchs taking $170 billion of our money from health care and food assistance and public programs and taking that and funneling it into a secret police program.
isn't turning off the shower always such an act of willpower?
December 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
isn't turning off the shower always such an act of willpower?
ticks are the new roaches
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
ticks are the new roaches
up up down down left right left right b a start / just because we use cheats doesn't mean we aren't smart
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
up up down down left right left right b a start / just because we use cheats doesn't mean we aren't smart
sorry i'm 6 years late on this masterpiece youtu.be/yPPt56j14LY?...
Julia Nunes - No Sudden Moves (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Julia Nunes
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
sorry i'm 6 years late on this masterpiece youtu.be/yPPt56j14LY?...
i had a customer come in today and we were talking about scams.
"I wish they would find a way to scam the billionaires and not the little guy," I said.
"i hope not, the billionaires are generous!" she replied, deadass, completely sincere.
FAM WE ARE COOKED #🇺🇲
"I wish they would find a way to scam the billionaires and not the little guy," I said.
"i hope not, the billionaires are generous!" she replied, deadass, completely sincere.
FAM WE ARE COOKED #🇺🇲
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i had a customer come in today and we were talking about scams.
"I wish they would find a way to scam the billionaires and not the little guy," I said.
"i hope not, the billionaires are generous!" she replied, deadass, completely sincere.
FAM WE ARE COOKED #🇺🇲
"I wish they would find a way to scam the billionaires and not the little guy," I said.
"i hope not, the billionaires are generous!" she replied, deadass, completely sincere.
FAM WE ARE COOKED #🇺🇲
modular couches are fckn awesome. do not @ me.
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
modular couches are fckn awesome. do not @ me.
dang judy hates my duck shirt
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
dang judy hates my duck shirt
slava ukraini and steve witkoff is a russian shill. can america come back from this? can we ever root out the foreign control in our own government? sickening to watch and be able to do nothing. nauseating to look around and see the general public couldn't be bothered to care
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
slava ukraini and steve witkoff is a russian shill. can america come back from this? can we ever root out the foreign control in our own government? sickening to watch and be able to do nothing. nauseating to look around and see the general public couldn't be bothered to care
"you sent it straight down the gullet! put a little arc in it!"
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
"you sent it straight down the gullet! put a little arc in it!"
it's like, we're slow as fuck and we're bad at defense #hartfordroses
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
it's like, we're slow as fuck and we're bad at defense #hartfordroses
this holiday season please remember to keep the "christ" in jfc 🙏🏽
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
this holiday season please remember to keep the "christ" in jfc 🙏🏽
*raises hands up defensively* i just think a side part looks better than a center part
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
*raises hands up defensively* i just think a side part looks better than a center part
