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Kaptain Hops
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Craft Beer Superhero - 40+/m/Long Island, NY, USA - Kindness, empathy, pro-wrestling, craft beer, graphic design, politics, community, creativity, anti-billionaire
But deep down, our hearts know better. We feel each other’s suffering. We know the time to act is now. 3/3
April 5, 2025 at 9:54 AM
We feel the pull to act, but something holds us back. They, the powers that be, "the man", count on our hesitation. They thrive on our apathy. They profit from our passivity. They want us to sit idle, to convince ourselves this isn’t our fight, that it’s safer to stay on the sidelines. 2/3
April 5, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Puppies and kitties, candies and sweets,
Now he’s expanded his selection to charcuterie meats.
I think to myself, "My God, this is so tempting,"
But deep in my gut, I know it leads to a real bad ending. (6/6)
March 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
For not all sweetness comes without a cost,
Your sweet, innocent butthole might be lost.
Yes, the man in the van, he’s got that grin,
Offering me candy seems like a win-win.
He says, "One chocolate for a favor to lend,"
But getting in that van? I don’t recommend. (5/6)
March 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The man in the van, his smile seems kind,
But does evil linger deep inside his mind?
Is he just lonely, seeking a friend,
Or does his kindness mask a darker end?
A van of puppies and kittens, a tempting sight,
But tread with caution, trust your insight. (4/6)
March 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Sweets and candies, candies and sweets,
A melody of caution and sugary eats.
Stay safe in the land of suburban sprawl.
Don't get abducted when you go to the mall. (3/6)
March 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Windowless van with a sinister glow,
Promise of treats, but you’ll never know.
Life’s a candyland with rules to play,
Not every sweet road leads the right way.
Let sweetness guide you where candy winds blow,
But trust your instincts wherever you go. (2/6)
March 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Fuck Hinchecliffe that guy is a fascist scumbag
March 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Thank you RJ
March 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I feel SO MUCH BETTER that yesterday I signed up for a marathon, convinced I could run it on sheer enthusiasm alone! And then today, because I feel SO MUCH BETTER, I started my own Yoga class without knowing any Yoga. (It didn't go well, I wanted to do downward dog but ran out of dogs.)
February 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Reposted by Kaptain Hops
Brewers Association's lobbyist calls out danger for small brewers in the potential aluminum tariffs bc of drinkers' can preferences, plus trouble for keg-makers et al. w/r/t steel tariffs. (US gets most of its aluminum and steel from Canada, and second-most steel from Mx.)
Trump Administration Announces New Tariffs on Aluminum and Steel
President Trump announced that he would be imposing 25% tariffs on steel and aluminum imported into the country as early as February 10, adding that he was planning on introducing reciprocal tariffs on foreign countries that currently impose tariffs on goods from the U.S.
www.brewersassociation.org
February 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM