Now he’s expanded his selection to charcuterie meats.
I think to myself, "My God, this is so tempting,"
But deep in my gut, I know it leads to a real bad ending. (6/6)
Now he’s expanded his selection to charcuterie meats.
I think to myself, "My God, this is so tempting,"
But deep in my gut, I know it leads to a real bad ending. (6/6)
Your sweet, innocent butthole might be lost.
Yes, the man in the van, he’s got that grin,
Offering me candy seems like a win-win.
He says, "One chocolate for a favor to lend,"
But getting in that van? I don’t recommend. (5/6)
Your sweet, innocent butthole might be lost.
Yes, the man in the van, he’s got that grin,
Offering me candy seems like a win-win.
He says, "One chocolate for a favor to lend,"
But getting in that van? I don’t recommend. (5/6)
But does evil linger deep inside his mind?
Is he just lonely, seeking a friend,
Or does his kindness mask a darker end?
A van of puppies and kittens, a tempting sight,
But tread with caution, trust your insight. (4/6)
But does evil linger deep inside his mind?
Is he just lonely, seeking a friend,
Or does his kindness mask a darker end?
A van of puppies and kittens, a tempting sight,
But tread with caution, trust your insight. (4/6)
A melody of caution and sugary eats.
Stay safe in the land of suburban sprawl.
Don't get abducted when you go to the mall. (3/6)
A melody of caution and sugary eats.
Stay safe in the land of suburban sprawl.
Don't get abducted when you go to the mall. (3/6)
Promise of treats, but you’ll never know.
Life’s a candyland with rules to play,
Not every sweet road leads the right way.
Let sweetness guide you where candy winds blow,
But trust your instincts wherever you go. (2/6)
Promise of treats, but you’ll never know.
Life’s a candyland with rules to play,
Not every sweet road leads the right way.
Let sweetness guide you where candy winds blow,
But trust your instincts wherever you go. (2/6)