Kaptain Kobold
@kaptainkobold.bsky.social
Husband, Father, Grandfather, Nerd, Gamer, Photographer, Dresser, Burlesque, Nascent Opulentivore.
He/Him/They/Them
Wollongong, NSW
http://hordesofthethings.blogspot.com
He/Him/They/Them
Wollongong, NSW
http://hordesofthethings.blogspot.com
They're only a few years old. What they've seen is a small grandchild :)
December 12, 2025 at 9:45 AM
They're only a few years old. What they've seen is a small grandchild :)
There's a 'they' got left out of that.
December 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
There's a 'they' got left out of that.
My money's on him being 'assassinated' before he becomes incomprehensibly senile. That way MAGA can still claim he was in his prime, and have an excuse to clamp down on The Enemies.
December 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
My money's on him being 'assassinated' before he becomes incomprehensibly senile. That way MAGA can still claim he was in his prime, and have an excuse to clamp down on The Enemies.
Mind you, it may be referring to the Weymouth in Tasmania :)
December 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Mind you, it may be referring to the Weymouth in Tasmania :)
I went to Weymouth a couple of times, and completely failed to spot any warrior women.
December 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I went to Weymouth a couple of times, and completely failed to spot any warrior women.
The PM said that could go out.
December 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The PM said that could go out.
In Australia we just cut to the chase and call them bottle shops :)
December 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
In Australia we just cut to the chase and call them bottle shops :)
Wheat bag. A few minutes in the microwave and you're good to go.
December 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Wheat bag. A few minutes in the microwave and you're good to go.
How is calling someone a 'fat fuck' insulting? Explain it to me like I'm five?
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 AM
How is calling someone a 'fat fuck' insulting? Explain it to me like I'm five?
UK in the 90s: We'd regularly go for pub-lunches. On a Friday it was pretty much traditional.
One time we were treated to a stripper experience when a bunch of guys celebrated their mate's birthday by hiring one for him. She went ... all the way. In a pub. 1pm on a Friday.
One time we were treated to a stripper experience when a bunch of guys celebrated their mate's birthday by hiring one for him. She went ... all the way. In a pub. 1pm on a Friday.
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
UK in the 90s: We'd regularly go for pub-lunches. On a Friday it was pretty much traditional.
One time we were treated to a stripper experience when a bunch of guys celebrated their mate's birthday by hiring one for him. She went ... all the way. In a pub. 1pm on a Friday.
One time we were treated to a stripper experience when a bunch of guys celebrated their mate's birthday by hiring one for him. She went ... all the way. In a pub. 1pm on a Friday.
Never give up on those dreams :)
(Sticky-out effect achieved with petticoat)
(Sticky-out effect achieved with petticoat)
November 19, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Never give up on those dreams :)
(Sticky-out effect achieved with petticoat)
(Sticky-out effect achieved with petticoat)
Private schools should be bulldozed and replaced with forests. Let them produce oxygen instead of thieving it.
November 15, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Private schools should be bulldozed and replaced with forests. Let them produce oxygen instead of thieving it.
I know of a radio station that had tickets to an event to give away. No-one wanted them, so in the end one of the presenters got their mum to phone up, use a fake name and 'win' the prize.
November 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I know of a radio station that had tickets to an event to give away. No-one wanted them, so in the end one of the presenters got their mum to phone up, use a fake name and 'win' the prize.
What happens if you simply ignore them and, for example, paint your house pink. Do they have HOA cops?
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
What happens if you simply ignore them and, for example, paint your house pink. Do they have HOA cops?
Small Print: Space Marines are not an equal opportunities employer
November 7, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Small Print: Space Marines are not an equal opportunities employer
I have a miniature of the giant hedgehog with the axe. It lives in my Narnian White Witch army for 'Hordes of the Things'.
November 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I have a miniature of the giant hedgehog with the axe. It lives in my Narnian White Witch army for 'Hordes of the Things'.
If they're watching commercial TV then I doubt they know what a book is.
November 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
If they're watching commercial TV then I doubt they know what a book is.
The sausage isn't free. And people turn up to vote in Australia because it's mandatory. It's not just a right, it's a responsibility.
November 4, 2025 at 9:49 AM
The sausage isn't free. And people turn up to vote in Australia because it's mandatory. It's not just a right, it's a responsibility.