Karateoke (special holiday edition)
@karateoke.bsky.social
tHe(y/m) | ttrpg enthusiast | alphabet soup diagnosis haver | former monkey bars champion | Overton defenestration rubbernecker
That was me yesterday. Realized the news cycle was fucking me up so I got my ass back in the gym.
it was absolutely the correct call
it was absolutely the correct call
January 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
That was me yesterday. Realized the news cycle was fucking me up so I got my ass back in the gym.
it was absolutely the correct call
it was absolutely the correct call
I don't know but we better figure it out before it affects the shareholders
January 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I don't know but we better figure it out before it affects the shareholders
Stoked to be the 69th like on this
January 8, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Stoked to be the 69th like on this
phenomenal
December 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
phenomenal
we all swoon regardless
December 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
we all swoon regardless
I finally unplugged my Alexa devices after they came up with that shit
December 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I finally unplugged my Alexa devices after they came up with that shit
I don't know why my first reaction was Ferris Beuhler's Day Off, but here we are
December 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I don't know why my first reaction was Ferris Beuhler's Day Off, but here we are
did you just say wood davers?
December 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
did you just say wood davers?
in a strange, somewhat morbid way, I envy you for having any reaction but abject terror about having multiple needles in your veins for long stretches of time
December 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
in a strange, somewhat morbid way, I envy you for having any reaction but abject terror about having multiple needles in your veins for long stretches of time
Given where it's being posted from, this is literally just there to troll Twitler, who is obsessed with Biden.
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Given where it's being posted from, this is literally just there to troll Twitler, who is obsessed with Biden.
good news: it's technically not a wheat allergy or celiac, so it's a mysterious third option that activates when I eat gluten
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
good news: it's technically not a wheat allergy or celiac, so it's a mysterious third option that activates when I eat gluten
three hours of reposting reddit memes
Is your sanity worth it at this scale? Will it be worth at a large enough scale to go beyond upgraded lunches money?
either way, nice job
Is your sanity worth it at this scale? Will it be worth at a large enough scale to go beyond upgraded lunches money?
either way, nice job
December 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
three hours of reposting reddit memes
Is your sanity worth it at this scale? Will it be worth at a large enough scale to go beyond upgraded lunches money?
either way, nice job
Is your sanity worth it at this scale? Will it be worth at a large enough scale to go beyond upgraded lunches money?
either way, nice job
theydies and gentlethems, I present: Low End Lotan, and the Leviatones
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 AM
theydies and gentlethems, I present: Low End Lotan, and the Leviatones
I gave up and joined team Caribiner Keychain years ago
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I gave up and joined team Caribiner Keychain years ago
we still talk about that girl with the rat tattooed on her leg who accidentally kicked me in the head, at club 205
it was objectively hilarious
it was objectively hilarious
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
we still talk about that girl with the rat tattooed on her leg who accidentally kicked me in the head, at club 205
it was objectively hilarious
it was objectively hilarious