it to drink out of a chode
March 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
it to drink out of a chode
the only other poop he’s ever been obsessed with is goose poop
March 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM
the only other poop he’s ever been obsessed with is goose poop
if the body of christ was a zyn id be fudge
March 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
if the body of christ was a zyn id be fudge
some people put yogurt on their face, i just want eyebrows
March 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
some people put yogurt on their face, i just want eyebrows
i feel like i’m dressed how a colorblind person would be dressed
March 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
i feel like i’m dressed how a colorblind person would be dressed
i’m not one of those spider-man lesbians
February 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
i’m not one of those spider-man lesbians
she heats her mice up in the keurig
February 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
she heats her mice up in the keurig
i’ve been like really scared to sit with the flavor of mayonnaise
February 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
i’ve been like really scared to sit with the flavor of mayonnaise
maybe it’s just nostalgia goggles but god it feels like every single thing is so irrevocably sauceless now
January 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
maybe it’s just nostalgia goggles but god it feels like every single thing is so irrevocably sauceless now
day 1 in trumps america. can’t live 4 years like this man. failed society.
January 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
day 1 in trumps america. can’t live 4 years like this man. failed society.
2 oreos for lunch because i have free will and the world is my oyster
January 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
2 oreos for lunch because i have free will and the world is my oyster
if the good lord is willing and the creek don’t rise
December 30, 2024 at 2:11 PM
if the good lord is willing and the creek don’t rise
How was I supposed to know my jacket is water repellent
December 22, 2024 at 5:28 AM
How was I supposed to know my jacket is water repellent
i’m fuckin invincible
December 19, 2024 at 5:05 PM
i’m fuckin invincible
“sucking is how you grow” @mitchrad99.bsky.social
December 15, 2024 at 5:38 PM
“sucking is how you grow” @mitchrad99.bsky.social
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On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeee
3 C + D!
3 C + D!
December 9, 2024 at 2:43 AM
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeee
3 C + D!
3 C + D!
caren has to stay in therapy because she’s a depressed 4
November 30, 2024 at 3:14 AM
caren has to stay in therapy because she’s a depressed 4
i never close my apps they are free-range and can do as they please
November 29, 2024 at 3:04 PM
i never close my apps they are free-range and can do as they please
if he were in webkinz he would be a basset hound
November 28, 2024 at 8:16 AM
if he were in webkinz he would be a basset hound
love when people accept my meeting invites. thank u for comin to my party.
November 22, 2024 at 6:02 PM
love when people accept my meeting invites. thank u for comin to my party.
it smells empty
@laurencurk2020
@laurencurk2020
November 16, 2024 at 11:32 PM
it smells empty
@laurencurk2020
@laurencurk2020
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I mean if you wanted to see a 60 year old man and a guy so dumb that you don’t know if he can read get into a fight just wait for Thanksgiving
November 16, 2024 at 5:15 AM
I mean if you wanted to see a 60 year old man and a guy so dumb that you don’t know if he can read get into a fight just wait for Thanksgiving