Sometimes, everything just goes well 😁

Being a Vtuber is like being a magical girl:

⭐️ Transformation reveals
⭐️ Themed outfits
⭐️ Depression arc
⭐️ Cute Catchphrases
⭐️ Secret identities
⭐️ Shipping w/ other Magical girls

Coffee and engineering makes my single lone brain cell go brrr

>be me
>start new job building cool high tech space stuff
>excited for smart reliable coworkers
>sitting in first meeting
>”hey, how does this core part we’re in charge of work?”
>”That’s a good question Karbon. I’ve been here for years and I’ve never thought about that”

👁️👄👁️

A part of me still hopes if I work with enough nuclear technology, a lab accident will give me superpowers…

Had a creator friend pop into a discord call, say that they’ve posted shorts everyday, THEN ask me what I’ve been up to.
(I’ve been up to nothing)

The fact that entire unopened Pokémon boxes can be checked for “hits” with medical CT scans makes me sad.

Nothing can be done for existing packs, but I hope new ones start using protective foil packaging to prevent imaging

Did I stutter?

I love recognizing chatters in other streams, but I can’t help but feel bad about directing attention away from the streamer. I try my best to play it off but it honestly puts me in such a bind 😔

It’s very ominous when you can’t account for every single anonymous animal in your Google doc, it’s like a surprise raccoon showing up in your dining room

I failed the Stanford marshmallow test as a kid. Now I’m a Vtuber. Coincidence? I think not.

Using this app with its complete lack of bots has me feeling like a Mac during early cybersecurity. Just chilling in my walled garden while Windows fights a nuclear arms race

It's me, Karbon! Your favorite up-and-coming streaming Vtuber. Here to connect and bother some cool content creators

🎨: tem_oyakodolun