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• I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one’s local in Paris and woke up in Corsica. – Peter O’Toole
May 23, 2025 at 11:12 AM
• I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one’s local in Paris and woke up in Corsica. – Peter O’Toole
There, @washingtonpost.com - I fixed it for you.
April 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
There, @washingtonpost.com - I fixed it for you.
• Colorado: Laughing at Your Altitude Sickness since 1876. – Distractify.com’s Sarcastic State Mottoes
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April 22, 2025 at 11:17 AM
• Colorado: Laughing at Your Altitude Sickness since 1876. – Distractify.com’s Sarcastic State Mottoes
Why I love Philmena Cunk
April 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Why I love Philmena Cunk
• No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. – P.J. O’Rourke
March 24, 2025 at 11:14 AM
• No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. – P.J. O’Rourke
• Gru: It is I – GruZinkerbell! / Kid: How come you’re so fat? / Gru: Because my house is made of candy and sometimes I eat instead of facing my problems. – from Despicable Me 2
March 18, 2025 at 11:18 AM
• Gru: It is I – GruZinkerbell! / Kid: How come you’re so fat? / Gru: Because my house is made of candy and sometimes I eat instead of facing my problems. – from Despicable Me 2
• Pi r squared? Nooo! Pie are round, cornbread are square! – Unknown
March 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
• Pi r squared? Nooo! Pie are round, cornbread are square! – Unknown
• 07.03.2014, D.C. – Overheard on the walk to work: "So I was all set to get this really cute personalized stationery, and then she told me she's not changing her name after she gets married! I mean, what's up with that? What am I supposed to do for a wedding gift now? Where does that leave me?"
March 13, 2025 at 11:11 AM
• 07.03.2014, D.C. – Overheard on the walk to work: "So I was all set to get this really cute personalized stationery, and then she told me she's not changing her name after she gets married! I mean, what's up with that? What am I supposed to do for a wedding gift now? Where does that leave me?"
• When my nemesis cares about the little things, so must I. – from Jane the Virgin
March 12, 2025 at 11:12 AM
• When my nemesis cares about the little things, so must I. – from Jane the Virgin
• The Washington Post Style Invitational, in which we asked you to add a line of your own to a famous song lyric: Without your pulling it, the tide comes in / But not so, sweetheart, for the garbage bin. – Michael Rolfe
March 11, 2025 at 11:20 AM
• The Washington Post Style Invitational, in which we asked you to add a line of your own to a famous song lyric: Without your pulling it, the tide comes in / But not so, sweetheart, for the garbage bin. – Michael Rolfe
• The Washington Post Style Invitational, in which we asked you to add a line of your own to a famous song lyric: Do, a deer, a female deer / re, a drop of golden sun / Mi is me! Amazing me / fa ahead of everyone . . . . – Beverley Sharp
March 10, 2025 at 11:02 AM
• The Washington Post Style Invitational, in which we asked you to add a line of your own to a famous song lyric: Do, a deer, a female deer / re, a drop of golden sun / Mi is me! Amazing me / fa ahead of everyone . . . . – Beverley Sharp
• The Top 15 Most Embarrassing Ways to Get Yourself Arrested (# 8): Impersonating an officer – of the Starship Enterprise. – Charles Gulledge, 10.04.01 TopFive™ List
March 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
• The Top 15 Most Embarrassing Ways to Get Yourself Arrested (# 8): Impersonating an officer – of the Starship Enterprise. – Charles Gulledge, 10.04.01 TopFive™ List
• The Washington Post Style Invitational, in which we asked you to add a line of your own to a famous song lyric: Oh, what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day / Metro is running so smoothly with only an hour’s delay. – Howard Walderman
March 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
• The Washington Post Style Invitational, in which we asked you to add a line of your own to a famous song lyric: Oh, what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day / Metro is running so smoothly with only an hour’s delay. – Howard Walderman
• I am not crazy! I know the difference between bad luck and the Divine Hand. Harry, if your shoelace breaks once, fine. Twice, tough. Three times? Hell, change the brand. But if your shoelace breaks every day for two years it's time to check your Bible! - from Commandments
March 7, 2025 at 12:13 PM
• I am not crazy! I know the difference between bad luck and the Divine Hand. Harry, if your shoelace breaks once, fine. Twice, tough. Three times? Hell, change the brand. But if your shoelace breaks every day for two years it's time to check your Bible! - from Commandments
Elon Musk told Joe Rogan that the fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy. I’m repulsed yet deeply curious what this unmitigated a**hat believes *is* the purpose of Western civilization. Does he think it was a mistake to move away from a lifetime of being overrun by marauding hordes?
March 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Elon Musk told Joe Rogan that the fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy. I’m repulsed yet deeply curious what this unmitigated a**hat believes *is* the purpose of Western civilization. Does he think it was a mistake to move away from a lifetime of being overrun by marauding hordes?
• Some critics out there say Walmart isn't doing enough, but they're wrong, because Walmart isn't doing anything. – Stephen Colbert
March 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM
• Some critics out there say Walmart isn't doing enough, but they're wrong, because Walmart isn't doing anything. – Stephen Colbert
• The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you. – David Foster Wallace
March 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM
• The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you. – David Foster Wallace
• People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. – Soren Kierkegaard
March 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
• People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. – Soren Kierkegaard
• When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. – Hunter S. Thompson
March 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
• When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. – Hunter S. Thompson
• It’s OK if you fall apart. Tacos shatter, and we still love them. – Unknown
March 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
• It’s OK if you fall apart. Tacos shatter, and we still love them. – Unknown
• Perhaps that is what love is – the momentary or prolonged refusal to think of another person in terms of power. – Phyllis Rose
February 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
• Perhaps that is what love is – the momentary or prolonged refusal to think of another person in terms of power. – Phyllis Rose
