So I'd hope Cal Mac wouldn't opt for move there.

I'm not so sure about the safety aspect for women...

Horrific!

Took me a few minutes to work that out - I think the last time I heard that was in an episode of In Sickness and in Health!

I do too, he's so out of his depth. We need wholesale change, starting with the board.

When I was a bookseller:

"I saw someone reading a book on the tube. Do you have it?"
"Do you know the title or the author?"
"No."
"Can you tell me what it looked like?"
"I know it was black. It must be popular, I'm surprised you don't know it."
*Shows them The Secret History*
"That's it."

My dad was at a family wedding with me, and brought out the newspaper. When I asked him why, he said "there's a lot of hanging about at weddings, and its better than having to talk to folk" 🤣