Karin Kallmaker 💜🍦 Love is the Universal Story 🌈📚
@karin.kallmaker.com
Ice cream. Tim Tams. Coffee. Lesbian writer of sapphic books. Loves her library card. Free reads and more at https://kallmaker.com
Cis She/Her
Cis She/Her
Did you perhaps forget to get something special just for you? You could, for example, pick up all THREE Frosting on the Cake volumes for the price of two, she suggested ever so subtly.
Bella Books carries 1000s of stories by small and indie sapphic books publishers!
Bella Books carries 1000s of stories by small and indie sapphic books publishers!
December 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Did you perhaps forget to get something special just for you? You could, for example, pick up all THREE Frosting on the Cake volumes for the price of two, she suggested ever so subtly.
Bella Books carries 1000s of stories by small and indie sapphic books publishers!
Bella Books carries 1000s of stories by small and indie sapphic books publishers!
Grift and bribes, right in front of our faces. How much more obvious does it have to be?
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Grift and bribes, right in front of our faces. How much more obvious does it have to be?
What fun! A taxpayer paid for email covered in a corporate personality brand.
A video paid for by ...? Featuring personality's branding. Email urges me to consider my mental health. Single line at bottom that Medicare covers some mental health services.
A video paid for by ...? Featuring personality's branding. Email urges me to consider my mental health. Single line at bottom that Medicare covers some mental health services.
December 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
What fun! A taxpayer paid for email covered in a corporate personality brand.
A video paid for by ...? Featuring personality's branding. Email urges me to consider my mental health. Single line at bottom that Medicare covers some mental health services.
A video paid for by ...? Featuring personality's branding. Email urges me to consider my mental health. Single line at bottom that Medicare covers some mental health services.
A friend also looking for friends.
December 1, 2025 at 11:06 AM
A friend also looking for friends.
Always accepting friends, regularly sending gifts especially during travel. Did you know that a riverboat travels show enough that pogo thinks I walked half of the way from Budapest to Amsterdam? The candy for my Toxel evolve was glorious.
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Always accepting friends, regularly sending gifts especially during travel. Did you know that a riverboat travels show enough that pogo thinks I walked half of the way from Budapest to Amsterdam? The candy for my Toxel evolve was glorious.
Wouldn't it be a thing if the media would use the very same headlines that SCREAMED AROUND THE WORLD about Biden? I don't recall them using "fatigue."
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Wouldn't it be a thing if the media would use the very same headlines that SCREAMED AROUND THE WORLD about Biden? I don't recall them using "fatigue."
Here's a blast from the past, IYKYK. No, none of those photos is me.
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Here's a blast from the past, IYKYK. No, none of those photos is me.
Sure sure. Get your paper from a C- student.
Google - Breaking what works and telling us 28% wrong is better.
Didja know you can't set a notification on a calendar event longer than 28 days/4 weeks in advance? As of today. Cause it worked yesterday.
Google - Breaking what works and telling us 28% wrong is better.
Didja know you can't set a notification on a calendar event longer than 28 days/4 weeks in advance? As of today. Cause it worked yesterday.
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Sure sure. Get your paper from a C- student.
Google - Breaking what works and telling us 28% wrong is better.
Didja know you can't set a notification on a calendar event longer than 28 days/4 weeks in advance? As of today. Cause it worked yesterday.
Google - Breaking what works and telling us 28% wrong is better.
Didja know you can't set a notification on a calendar event longer than 28 days/4 weeks in advance? As of today. Cause it worked yesterday.
"Hey I'm going to read the news to see if my marriage is going to be invalidated." - said no straight married person ever.
That was my gay agenda today. Finding out if my marriage was up for SCOTUS review. The answer is thankfully no. To a question no one should EVER have to ask.
That was my gay agenda today. Finding out if my marriage was up for SCOTUS review. The answer is thankfully no. To a question no one should EVER have to ask.
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"Hey I'm going to read the news to see if my marriage is going to be invalidated." - said no straight married person ever.
That was my gay agenda today. Finding out if my marriage was up for SCOTUS review. The answer is thankfully no. To a question no one should EVER have to ask.
That was my gay agenda today. Finding out if my marriage was up for SCOTUS review. The answer is thankfully no. To a question no one should EVER have to ask.
I discovered this brilliant software a few years ago. One-click and reboot to disable CoPilot and delete its stored data, turn off telemetry tracking, and take control of lots of other privacy settings. Completely free. oo-software.com
October 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I discovered this brilliant software a few years ago. One-click and reboot to disable CoPilot and delete its stored data, turn off telemetry tracking, and take control of lots of other privacy settings. Completely free. oo-software.com
Cave Dwellers was my gateway drug for a lifetime addiction to MST3K.
best lookin man in the middle ages, my my my
best lookin man in the middle ages, my my my
October 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Cave Dwellers was my gateway drug for a lifetime addiction to MST3K.
best lookin man in the middle ages, my my my
best lookin man in the middle ages, my my my
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September. At the very least you will smile.
September 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September. At the very least you will smile.
A 13-year-old meme. Still true. Especially the "serious" critics.
August 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
A 13-year-old meme. Still true. Especially the "serious" critics.
And now I have to watch it again, if only for the Purse Ninja ending with the most inelegant dismount from a stage ever, and kudos to Steve Martin for selecting his own butt for 4 seconds of onscreen awkward.
July 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
And now I have to watch it again, if only for the Purse Ninja ending with the most inelegant dismount from a stage ever, and kudos to Steve Martin for selecting his own butt for 4 seconds of onscreen awkward.
My favorite hands down performance by Murphy, and Christine Baranski is a delight. So community theater serious and playing her role SO unhinged.
July 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My favorite hands down performance by Murphy, and Christine Baranski is a delight. So community theater serious and playing her role SO unhinged.
Post a meme made by you
July 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Post a meme made by you
me and the boys, we all heard you was talking shit
July 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
me and the boys, we all heard you was talking shit
me and my friends, we all heard you was talking shit
July 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
me and my friends, we all heard you was talking shit
The fastest way to find Frosting on the Cake 3? Go to your favorite site and search for "kallmaker frosting 3 crazy"
I had hoped that "karin kallmaker is crazy" would work, but it's not precise enough, even though it might be kinda true...
I had hoped that "karin kallmaker is crazy" would work, but it's not precise enough, even though it might be kinda true...
July 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The fastest way to find Frosting on the Cake 3? Go to your favorite site and search for "kallmaker frosting 3 crazy"
I had hoped that "karin kallmaker is crazy" would work, but it's not precise enough, even though it might be kinda true...
I had hoped that "karin kallmaker is crazy" would work, but it's not precise enough, even though it might be kinda true...
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek Lord of the Rings or Marvel
June 30, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek Lord of the Rings or Marvel
June 29, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I ask myself "Is anything in this that I can apply to future work?"
Yes: I imagine how I would apply it. Now I know better and will do better.
No: The book I published was the best I could do at the time. Someone didn't like something about it, and there is nothing I can do about that. Let it go.
Yes: I imagine how I would apply it. Now I know better and will do better.
No: The book I published was the best I could do at the time. Someone didn't like something about it, and there is nothing I can do about that. Let it go.
June 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I ask myself "Is anything in this that I can apply to future work?"
Yes: I imagine how I would apply it. Now I know better and will do better.
No: The book I published was the best I could do at the time. Someone didn't like something about it, and there is nothing I can do about that. Let it go.
Yes: I imagine how I would apply it. Now I know better and will do better.
No: The book I published was the best I could do at the time. Someone didn't like something about it, and there is nothing I can do about that. Let it go.
But it's NOT true. Courses aren't new or US citizen only. There is no sign of How to spot a dictatorship 101. A short visit at the link shows it's not true.
SOMEONE MADE IT UP for $$ and scored.
Blindly sharing misinformation is why MAGA cult *believes* immigrants eat pets.
Can't we be better?
SOMEONE MADE IT UP for $$ and scored.
Blindly sharing misinformation is why MAGA cult *believes* immigrants eat pets.
Can't we be better?
May 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
But it's NOT true. Courses aren't new or US citizen only. There is no sign of How to spot a dictatorship 101. A short visit at the link shows it's not true.
SOMEONE MADE IT UP for $$ and scored.
Blindly sharing misinformation is why MAGA cult *believes* immigrants eat pets.
Can't we be better?
SOMEONE MADE IT UP for $$ and scored.
Blindly sharing misinformation is why MAGA cult *believes* immigrants eat pets.
Can't we be better?