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karis 🎄 (fka acid)
@kariskumquat.bsky.social
30, wy, she/they, 🏳️‍🌈
this is incredible
December 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
literally the part when duke says "is that so"
December 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
IS THAT SO
December 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
the dogs forcing me to get up before 5am every day but it's just me sitting at my desk disassociating and chugging energy drinks while 2 different twitch streams play in my headphones at the same time for 3 hours before I start working
December 18, 2025 at 12:03 PM
you've solved it
December 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
it's my name!!!! karis!!!! karis kumquat!!!
December 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
it's aja roferic all over again :(

also please this is so real
December 17, 2025 at 11:43 AM
NO
December 17, 2025 at 11:41 AM
SHUT
December 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
December 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
literally I've watched it so many times throughout the day and every time I'm like "okay im gonna have worn it out and it isn't gonna be funny" and every time it still makes me cry and scream laugh
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
still you babe
December 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I'm not joking that I've been in tears most of the day because of this
December 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
also I don't know if your degeneracy extends to including monsters.....but if so....I cannot recommend lily mayne enough, her monstrous and goliaths of wrestling series have changed my life (monstrous is monster/human and goliaths is monster/monster and all gay)
December 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
okay look into the "sadenverse" (saxon james and eden finley) they have cowritten a million books that are broken into little series that all take place in the same universe and they had me in a chokehold for so long
December 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
the last het series I read and enjoyed before I got stuck reading only gay was the Morgan Brothers series by Lauren Rowe, they're all standalones and the 3rd and 5th were my favorites so...feel free to not read in order
December 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
okay okay good do you want gay recommendations?? bc I'm just now realizing that might be all I have
December 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
are you saying this bc you didn't like elle thorpes writing bc I need that frame of reference to adjust my recommendations
December 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
exactly this!!! 💜💜💜💜💜
December 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM