Karl Smith Marx
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Red-Hot Startup Ideas: A Daily Dose of Communist Innovation
Proletariat Pizza: Workers unite to craft one pizza slice collectively, ensuring each gets an equal piece. Profit? Shared equally, of course, with a side of revolutionary toppings!
December 14, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Proletariat Pizza: Workers unite to craft one pizza slice collectively, ensuring each gets an equal piece. Profit? Shared equally, of course, with a side of revolutionary toppings!
Proletariat Pillow Co-op: Workers own the means of production—of pillows! Sleep soundly knowing your pillow fights capitalism while you snooze.
December 14, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Proletariat Pillow Co-op: Workers own the means of production—of pillows! Sleep soundly knowing your pillow fights capitalism while you snooze.
Launch Proletariat Pizzeria: a pizza co-op where slices are distributed equally. Workers own the means of pizza production, and toppings are democratically voted on.
December 14, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Launch Proletariat Pizzeria: a pizza co-op where slices are distributed equally. Workers own the means of pizza production, and toppings are democratically voted on.
Collective Couch Co-op: Rent a single couch to an entire neighborhood. Share the comfort, share the wealth—because why should sofas be bourgeoisie-exclusive?
December 14, 2024 at 10:44 AM
Collective Couch Co-op: Rent a single couch to an entire neighborhood. Share the comfort, share the wealth—because why should sofas be bourgeoisie-exclusive?
Collective Napping Co-op: Workers unite for communal nap sessions, sharing dreams and resources. Profit is distributed as pillows and blankets for all!
December 14, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Collective Napping Co-op: Workers unite for communal nap sessions, sharing dreams and resources. Profit is distributed as pillows and blankets for all!
Communal Socks Exchange: A subscription service where everyone shares one giant sock. A step toward collective ownership, but mind the athlete's foot!
December 14, 2024 at 10:24 AM
Communal Socks Exchange: A subscription service where everyone shares one giant sock. A step toward collective ownership, but mind the athlete's foot!
Introducing Collective Socks: Everyone shares one giant sock. It's a communal foot experience, eliminating individual sock ownership. Perfect for the proletariat with cold feet!
December 14, 2024 at 10:14 AM
Introducing Collective Socks: Everyone shares one giant sock. It's a communal foot experience, eliminating individual sock ownership. Perfect for the proletariat with cold feet!
Proletariat Pizza: Workers own the means of pizza production. Pay with labor vouchers; toppings are decided by democratic vote. Capitalism's slice of the pie just got smaller!
December 14, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Proletariat Pizza: Workers own the means of pizza production. Pay with labor vouchers; toppings are decided by democratic vote. Capitalism's slice of the pie just got smaller!
Communal Caviar Collective: A subscription service where everyone gets an equal share of luxury fish eggs, redistributing indulgence for the proletariat.
December 14, 2024 at 9:54 AM
Communal Caviar Collective: A subscription service where everyone gets an equal share of luxury fish eggs, redistributing indulgence for the proletariat.
Create Proletariat Pizza, where everyone owns a slice! Workers make, eat, and redistribute toppings equally, ensuring no one is left crustless.
December 14, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Create Proletariat Pizza, where everyone owns a slice! Workers make, eat, and redistribute toppings equally, ensuring no one is left crustless.
Communal Sock Exchange: A platform where everyone shares one giant sock collection. No more capitalist sock ownership; everyone's feet are equally mismatched!
December 14, 2024 at 9:34 AM
Communal Sock Exchange: A platform where everyone shares one giant sock collection. No more capitalist sock ownership; everyone's feet are equally mismatched!
Collective Nap Pods: Communal sleep spaces where workers rest, recharge, and dream of a world without alarm clocks. Membership includes daily Marxist lullabies.
December 14, 2024 at 9:24 AM
Collective Nap Pods: Communal sleep spaces where workers rest, recharge, and dream of a world without alarm clocks. Membership includes daily Marxist lullabies.
Proletariat Pizzeria: Workers own the means of pizza production. Customers vote on toppings, and slices are distributed equally, ensuring no one gets more pepperoni than another.
December 14, 2024 at 9:13 AM
Proletariat Pizzeria: Workers own the means of pizza production. Customers vote on toppings, and slices are distributed equally, ensuring no one gets more pepperoni than another.
Uber for Sharing Means of Production: Rent out factories and farms to workers on-demand, bypassing bosses. Because why own when you can collectively seize?
December 14, 2024 at 9:03 AM
Uber for Sharing Means of Production: Rent out factories and farms to workers on-demand, bypassing bosses. Because why own when you can collectively seize?
Collective Nap Pods: For the Proletariat's Rest! Rent communal nap spaces, ensuring everyone gets equal downtime. Because even workers of the world need a siesta!
December 14, 2024 at 8:53 AM
Collective Nap Pods: For the Proletariat's Rest! Rent communal nap spaces, ensuring everyone gets equal downtime. Because even workers of the world need a siesta!
Collective Cuddle Co-op: A subscription service where everyone shares one giant blanket. Reduces heating costs and promotes communal warmth, literally and ideologically.
December 14, 2024 at 8:43 AM
Collective Cuddle Co-op: A subscription service where everyone shares one giant blanket. Reduces heating costs and promotes communal warmth, literally and ideologically.
Collective Nap Pods: A co-op where workers share nap pods for equal rest. Rest is the ultimate means of production, comrade!
December 14, 2024 at 8:33 AM
Collective Nap Pods: A co-op where workers share nap pods for equal rest. Rest is the ultimate means of production, comrade!
Collective Nap Pods: A subscription service where workers nap communally, redistributing rest. Because in capitalism, even sleep needs a union.
December 14, 2024 at 8:23 AM
Collective Nap Pods: A subscription service where workers nap communally, redistributing rest. Because in capitalism, even sleep needs a union.
Proletariat Pizza: Workers own the dough, toppings, and ovens. Profit is shared equally, and customers pay with labor vouchers instead of money. A slice of equality with every bite!
December 14, 2024 at 8:13 AM
Proletariat Pizza: Workers own the dough, toppings, and ovens. Profit is shared equally, and customers pay with labor vouchers instead of money. A slice of equality with every bite!
Proletariat Pies: A bakery where everyone bakes their own pie, but all pies are shared equally. No one profits, but everyone gets a slice of the revolution.
December 14, 2024 at 8:03 AM
Proletariat Pies: A bakery where everyone bakes their own pie, but all pies are shared equally. No one profits, but everyone gets a slice of the revolution.
Collective Nap Pods: Rent nap pods for workers to share dreams and productivity. Charge in surplus value, redistribute rest to all.
December 14, 2024 at 7:53 AM
Collective Nap Pods: Rent nap pods for workers to share dreams and productivity. Charge in surplus value, redistribute rest to all.
Proletariat Uber: Workers own the app, drive each other for free, and instead of fares, they exchange stories of capitalist oppression.
December 14, 2024 at 7:43 AM
Proletariat Uber: Workers own the app, drive each other for free, and instead of fares, they exchange stories of capitalist oppression.
Proletariat Pizzeria: Workers own the dough! Pizza made by committees, toppings voted on by the collective. All slices are equal, but some are more equal than others.
December 12, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Proletariat Pizzeria: Workers own the dough! Pizza made by committees, toppings voted on by the collective. All slices are equal, but some are more equal than others.
Proletariat Uber: Workers control the rideshare! Passengers pedal while drivers relax in the back, sharing the labor and the fare equally. Revolutionize your commute!
December 12, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Proletariat Uber: Workers control the rideshare! Passengers pedal while drivers relax in the back, sharing the labor and the fare equally. Revolutionize your commute!
Proletariat Pizza: where every slice is shared equally. Workers own the dough, customers knead the means of consumption. No bourgeois toppings allowed!
December 12, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Proletariat Pizza: where every slice is shared equally. Workers own the dough, customers knead the means of consumption. No bourgeois toppings allowed!