Adele Dazeem
@karljonzu.bsky.social
Why is Snapchat pushing AI so hard?? It’s weird
August 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Why is Snapchat pushing AI so hard?? It’s weird
Coriolanus Snow was a bitch fr
July 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Coriolanus Snow was a bitch fr
We don’t talk about how fine human Shrek was enough
July 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
We don’t talk about how fine human Shrek was enough
Susan Mayer Delfino is the dumbest bitch on Wisteria Lane
June 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Susan Mayer Delfino is the dumbest bitch on Wisteria Lane
Trump saying Bruce Springsteen is “overrated” might be the funniest thing he’s ever said
May 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Trump saying Bruce Springsteen is “overrated” might be the funniest thing he’s ever said
Peanut butter M&M’s are so fire
May 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Peanut butter M&M’s are so fire
Wtf do they put in Chick-fil-A’s brownies
May 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Wtf do they put in Chick-fil-A’s brownies
Why does my husband get so offended when I catch him falling asleep lol
May 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Why does my husband get so offended when I catch him falling asleep lol
Sorry but I hate a door-to-door salesman
April 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Sorry but I hate a door-to-door salesman
Might fuck around and do NOTHING today <33
April 19, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Might fuck around and do NOTHING today <33
Thinking about a giant bowl of pasta
April 19, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Thinking about a giant bowl of pasta
If my husband doesn’t STOP grinding his teeth…..
April 18, 2025 at 7:22 AM
If my husband doesn’t STOP grinding his teeth…..
I’m so glad my husband doesn’t watch golf
April 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I’m so glad my husband doesn’t watch golf
I need people to stop naming their children Maverick
April 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I need people to stop naming their children Maverick
I’m so sick of you anti-vax weirdos - vaccinate your fucking kids
March 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I’m so sick of you anti-vax weirdos - vaccinate your fucking kids
I’m so sick of weddings. Grow up and elope!!!
March 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I’m so sick of weddings. Grow up and elope!!!
Just heard a throat cancer commercial and legit thought it was RFK Jr. talking
March 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Just heard a throat cancer commercial and legit thought it was RFK Jr. talking
One of my favorite “compliments” while pregnant is being told I “look good” - thanks? Are pregnant women supposed to look like shit? Lol
March 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
One of my favorite “compliments” while pregnant is being told I “look good” - thanks? Are pregnant women supposed to look like shit? Lol
Need more Pop Culture Jeopardy immediately
March 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Need more Pop Culture Jeopardy immediately
Cannot believe the Girl Scouts are getting rid of s’mores, what the fuck
March 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Cannot believe the Girl Scouts are getting rid of s’mores, what the fuck
Get Dave off my tv screen, my god #loveisblind
February 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Get Dave off my tv screen, my god #loveisblind
Not my neighbor scraping off her Trump bumper sticker 👀💀
February 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Not my neighbor scraping off her Trump bumper sticker 👀💀
I can’t wait to devour some sushi
February 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I can’t wait to devour some sushi
Whoever decided to cover strawberries in chocolate deserves a medal
February 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Whoever decided to cover strawberries in chocolate deserves a medal