Karl Pinzon.
@karlmedy.bsky.social
Stand Up comedian. Writer and VFX producer. I‘ve done worse for less.
December 24, 2024 at 10:34 AM
December 24, 2024 at 8:39 AM
Speaking of MJ, Thriller is turning 40… like some of his victims
December 19, 2023 at 10:24 AM
Speaking of MJ, Thriller is turning 40… like some of his victims
Was at an office xmas party and Michael Jackson’s PYT started playing. Someone asked “ What does PYT stand for?” and we had to switch the music to Bruno Mars.
December 19, 2023 at 10:22 AM
Was at an office xmas party and Michael Jackson’s PYT started playing. Someone asked “ What does PYT stand for?” and we had to switch the music to Bruno Mars.
I am a side effect of an old western outreach program called Colonialism. Please leave a comment, to show your support.
December 18, 2023 at 12:38 PM
I am a side effect of an old western outreach program called Colonialism. Please leave a comment, to show your support.
I‘m culturally Queer, but I‘m not religious about it.
You know: like Jewish comedians - I‘ll poke fun about my culture, but will not observe Shabbath - Brunch for us LGBTQIA+ folk.
You know: like Jewish comedians - I‘ll poke fun about my culture, but will not observe Shabbath - Brunch for us LGBTQIA+ folk.
December 18, 2023 at 12:28 PM
I‘m culturally Queer, but I‘m not religious about it.
You know: like Jewish comedians - I‘ll poke fun about my culture, but will not observe Shabbath - Brunch for us LGBTQIA+ folk.
You know: like Jewish comedians - I‘ll poke fun about my culture, but will not observe Shabbath - Brunch for us LGBTQIA+ folk.
I offered a person
on a wheelchair
to help them take a photo.
“It‘s called a selfie, not a help me“ they said.
So I pushed them.
They screamed
“Help Me!“
so I took a picture.
on a wheelchair
to help them take a photo.
“It‘s called a selfie, not a help me“ they said.
So I pushed them.
They screamed
“Help Me!“
so I took a picture.
December 17, 2023 at 5:10 PM
I offered a person
on a wheelchair
to help them take a photo.
“It‘s called a selfie, not a help me“ they said.
So I pushed them.
They screamed
“Help Me!“
so I took a picture.
on a wheelchair
to help them take a photo.
“It‘s called a selfie, not a help me“ they said.
So I pushed them.
They screamed
“Help Me!“
so I took a picture.
@pftompkins.bsky.social called it in 2009!
Ground News - Women and children first? Experts say that in most crises, it's more like everyone for...
So much for the women-and-children-first rule of rescues in crisis. The phrase and its grave implications about who to save first in a catastrophe are rooted in the shipwrecks of centuries past and po...
ground.news
December 17, 2023 at 4:52 PM
@pftompkins.bsky.social called it in 2009!
… but we all know that, no matter what you call it, a rose is annoying and full of itself
Ground News - Meat eaters more likely to buy plant-based foods not marketed as vegan
People are more likely to pick a meat-free option if it's not labelled vegan, a study suggests. Foods described as "healthy", "sustainable" or "plant-based" are all more appealing, according to the Un...
ground.news
December 17, 2023 at 4:48 PM
… but we all know that, no matter what you call it, a rose is annoying and full of itself
2024 will be the year when I‘ll start finishing…
December 17, 2023 at 4:41 PM
2024 will be the year when I‘ll start finishing…
One thing no one talks about Animal documentaries is how little coverage Animal documentaries‘ Red Carpets get.
December 17, 2023 at 10:52 AM
One thing no one talks about Animal documentaries is how little coverage Animal documentaries‘ Red Carpets get.