Karl Webster
@karlwebster.com
Writer, tour guide, Amsterdammer.
THE AMSTERDAM GOOD MURDER GUIDE ... a novel about saving humanity by killing sociopaths
Read some for free: https://tinyurl.com/tAGMuG-free
Coming soon, the sequel: TELL PEOPLE
THE AMSTERDAM GOOD MURDER GUIDE ... a novel about saving humanity by killing sociopaths
Read some for free: https://tinyurl.com/tAGMuG-free
Coming soon, the sequel: TELL PEOPLE
Food outlet? Or funeral director?
November 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Food outlet? Or funeral director?
Gemini is either an Absolute Idiot, or Tony Allen is one impressive corpse.
November 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Gemini is either an Absolute Idiot, or Tony Allen is one impressive corpse.
I was never a big South Park fan, but I am now.
Just look at the shit on Pam Bondi's nose.
Just look at the shit on Pam Bondi's nose.
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I was never a big South Park fan, but I am now.
Just look at the shit on Pam Bondi's nose.
Just look at the shit on Pam Bondi's nose.
Bugonia is brilliant. Bold, breathtaking, absolutely the insane film we deserve.
Up there with Poor Things.
Plus: greatest ending of all time. IMHO.
Up there with Poor Things.
Plus: greatest ending of all time. IMHO.
October 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Bugonia is brilliant. Bold, breathtaking, absolutely the insane film we deserve.
Up there with Poor Things.
Plus: greatest ending of all time. IMHO.
Up there with Poor Things.
Plus: greatest ending of all time. IMHO.
I am home.
I am a very lucky man.
I am a very lucky man.
October 26, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I am home.
I am a very lucky man.
I am a very lucky man.
And this photo is perfect....
October 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
And this photo is perfect....
It took me two viewings to realise just how brilliant One Battle After Another is.
First time round it didn't do what I wanted. Second time round I was all in.
It's a masterpiece.
So fucking audacious.
MAGA will hate it.
Without even seeing it.
First time round it didn't do what I wanted. Second time round I was all in.
It's a masterpiece.
So fucking audacious.
MAGA will hate it.
Without even seeing it.
October 6, 2025 at 11:41 AM
It took me two viewings to realise just how brilliant One Battle After Another is.
First time round it didn't do what I wanted. Second time round I was all in.
It's a masterpiece.
So fucking audacious.
MAGA will hate it.
Without even seeing it.
First time round it didn't do what I wanted. Second time round I was all in.
It's a masterpiece.
So fucking audacious.
MAGA will hate it.
Without even seeing it.
now this one is REALLY scary
October 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
now this one is REALLY scary
Michael Kosta on the Riyadh comedy sell-outs. Preach...
October 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Michael Kosta on the Riyadh comedy sell-outs. Preach...
Nothing irritates a homophobe more than politely insisting that they yes, they absolutely are attracted to their own gender and yes, they are in denial.
Great fun.
Plus true.
Great fun.
Plus true.
October 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Nothing irritates a homophobe more than politely insisting that they yes, they absolutely are attracted to their own gender and yes, they are in denial.
Great fun.
Plus true.
Great fun.
Plus true.
It's really come into its own with this season.
September 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It's really come into its own with this season.
Wow.
South Park.
They went there.
Brendan Carr. Shit in his pants. Hitler salute.
Respect.
South Park.
They went there.
Brendan Carr. Shit in his pants. Hitler salute.
Respect.
September 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Wow.
South Park.
They went there.
Brendan Carr. Shit in his pants. Hitler salute.
Respect.
South Park.
They went there.
Brendan Carr. Shit in his pants. Hitler salute.
Respect.
Anthony Bourdain on Donad Trump.
Such an eloquent man.
Bourdain that is. Obvs.
Such an eloquent man.
Bourdain that is. Obvs.
September 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Anthony Bourdain on Donad Trump.
Such an eloquent man.
Bourdain that is. Obvs.
Such an eloquent man.
Bourdain that is. Obvs.
I can't remember who sent me this but as a native of Sunderland, I appreciated it very much.
September 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I can't remember who sent me this but as a native of Sunderland, I appreciated it very much.
Except when served cold...
September 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Except when served cold...
Trump's gonna do a Jimmy Savile, isn't he?
As soon as he's dead, it'll all come out ... the child molestation, the corpse bothering, the drinking of virgins' blood, the endless incest, the endless drug abuse.
So unfair that they get away with it.
As soon as he's dead, it'll all come out ... the child molestation, the corpse bothering, the drinking of virgins' blood, the endless incest, the endless drug abuse.
So unfair that they get away with it.
September 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Trump's gonna do a Jimmy Savile, isn't he?
As soon as he's dead, it'll all come out ... the child molestation, the corpse bothering, the drinking of virgins' blood, the endless incest, the endless drug abuse.
So unfair that they get away with it.
As soon as he's dead, it'll all come out ... the child molestation, the corpse bothering, the drinking of virgins' blood, the endless incest, the endless drug abuse.
So unfair that they get away with it.
Woah.
This is happening in my mouth.
What a world.
This is happening in my mouth.
What a world.
September 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Woah.
This is happening in my mouth.
What a world.
This is happening in my mouth.
What a world.